#op pls

[1990exejunkdata]

Okay, Imma rant about Security Guard Gordon here: Gordon and Barney were working together and inseparable in their security job. Gordon got moved to Blueshift area and ResCas happened. He survived and walked through the whole facility for 1. Surviving, 2. Searching for Barney. Basically half blueshift half canon plot. In the end he managed to get some scientists and Barney to escape from the facility, but he got Stasis by GMan.

BRO??? THATS SO GOOD???

I WANT CONTENT OF THIS WTF “orz 

op i have been sitting here fighting every urge to make ideas for this whyyyyyyy ;_;

[beexnxboo]

:)

wait oh my god im going to piss myself laughing did ranboo bribe op to not tell others that him and bill were on a date wait oh my god please let this be true

[umbrabuq]

Red, orange and blue. :3

[spacebagfullofstars]

And today's Chaotic Award number 253 goes to...

THE ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

[linalikeawildfire-blog]

♣ Lina + Rylai

Nice joke :^)

[toasterstrudel]

Don’t get frisky now, Tumblr. You have what I need, and I have what you need.

I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave with no other option. Send me one of those sweaters or else Mr. and Mrs. Strudel here are gonna have a date with destiny.

And by destiny I mean a FLAMING HOT BATH OF PAIN AND SUFFERING.

FOLLOWED BY ICING DIP. FOLLOWED BY EAGER CONSUMPTION.

You have 48 hours to respond. (But you should probably respond sooner since they’ll get all thawed and gross just sitting there.)

And it BETTER be the black one. I don’t want no happy little smiley faces adorning my torso, ya dig?

Toaster out.

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ETA: 

WAAAAIITTT TTTTTT

Ok ok okok. Just. 

GIVE US BACK ONE STRUDEL PLS so we know we can negotiate in good faith

-Strudel

[toasterstrudel]

REBLOG IF U CRAVE THIS

[itsflorashark]

now we just need Jimbei to show up and life will be complete