#opbm

[aethersea]

Parker: (in training to be a sales rep for a pharmaceutical) Hi, my name's Laurie. I've got great drugs, you want some?

[aethersea]

Voldemort: I have cursed this job! No one will last more than a year as Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dumbledore: Uh oh.

~~50+ years later~~

Umbridge: I will be taking a position at your school, by request of the Minister himself!

Dumbledore: You know funny enough, we do have an opening...

[aethersea]

fun prompt idea

1. pick a character and/or pairing

2. go to tv tropes

3. pick a page you like (they have a random button if you don’t know where to start - it’s the little button at the top with the dice)

4. send me a prompt