#open !!!

[thedarktavern]

GENDERBEND CURSE ON DIASOMNIA TRIO BOOM.

" Behind me!-- " . . . " Pa! "

Two retainers moving in perfect synchronization, both using their body as living shields for their liege. A puff of smoke filled the room.

Coughing was heard, until slowly the smoke cleared.

" Oh? "

" . . . G..GAHHH!! " Naim, instantly covered himself— no herself. A deep, deep red. " What is this..this.. madness! "

Malficio was completely, eerily calm. The result of living many decades and being exposed to many many things. " I don't look any different. "

" You don't — GAHH MY LORD YOU'RE COMPLETELY EXPOSED! " Naim despite herself was stripping her own jacket off to cover Malficio up.

Soleil however. . . Was staring at the others, than herself. Repeat. Looking thoroughly unimpressed. ". . . Where's my rack?. . ."

[quantum-shatter-a-blog]

“I used a coloured soap and it tinted my hair purple.

I don’t know what to do.”

[chuantiandehua]

Guess who fell asleep during a meeting and didn’t notice the hall empty out.

“...Huh?”

[newhologram]

Gonna give physical therapy another try now that I have a mostly competent health group. Gonna get that good traction machine hnnnnnnnnnnn

[piirouetting]

                                        “ ... ... ... ”

He’s just kind of... standing there. Staring. Did he sleep at ALL last night? It certainly doesn’t look like it. Poor guy looks like he’s thinking a bit too hard about all this ——— he could really use a distraction of some kind.

[horrorempathya]

‘  I’M  FINE --     i  just  --    i’m  fine.    we  should  get  going.  ’

[piirouetting]

❝  I am a grown man with an education and I STILL can’t make my own mac n’ cheese.❞

               ... Percy, that pot is on fire.