#open crack

[sunsreignmoved]

D i e s in their arms.  

[sunsreign-moved]

“So, I’m that EASY to replace, huh?   ---”   all she wanted was to paint a majestic Pascal ...  and now Eugene is seeking someone ELSE’S love.  

“I see how it is,  guess I’ll find someone else too ....  any offers?”

[nosewronged-moved]

he sets himself up on a street corner with a sign that reads ‘handsome male seeking attention and love. will cook for affection” 

[explosively-psycho-a]

“...At least this Sho doesn’t smell like cancer sticks.”

[moelworker]

IZANAMI’S LAST SUMMER STAND (Open Starter)

IZANAMI FUCKING JUST SMASHES THROUGH THE TOWN OF INABA IN A ARMORED BULLDOZER, THREATENING TO DEMOLISH THE ENTIRE TOWN FROM JUNES DOWNWARDS.

“FUCK THAT FOG SHIT BECAUSE YOU DON’T GET MORTAL MEN TO DO A GODDESS’ JOB” IZANAMI SCREAMED THROUGH THE THICK ARMOR PLATING.

[sunsreign-moved]

Rapunzel is on one knee, she is proposing to you --- oh boy...  she’s over her fear of commitment.   DO YOU ACCEPT? YES OR NO?

[livingshinycharm]

" Ya know...The soda vending machine infront of the mega mart totally doesnt have a glitxh where if you hit the orange soda button 5 times it drops a free soda"

She cracked open a can of orange soda

[akirusu0]

“Despite claims otherwise, I do have common sense and street smarts, I simply choose not to practice them for mine own amusement”