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dave || 18 || he/him || ♐ frequent victim of impalement ||Semi-dependant Dave "Davesprite" Strider RP Blog|| M!A: none

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holla f*ckers

[dcstrider-deactivated20230210]

yeah im kind of in the same boat but now im too flustered over the tags to really focus on the intricate nature of online social justice

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good to know i can manage to fluster someone when im this looped this is very useful information thank you for your contribution to the science of flirtology

[dcstrider-deactivated20230210]

i know right its like it doesnt matter what i post on this awful hellsite people are comin and goin like im a damn fast food restaurant they come in to grab their nasty greasy delicious burger and they sit down and converse with each other for a little while until the smell of the deep fryers gets a little too overbearing and they have to haul ass out the door so they dont vom only the people that get used to the shitty smell of the deep fryers are brave enough to stay in the hellish establishment that is my blog i guess it also doesnt help that im not the best at being 100% unoffensive and sensitive i try my best but shit man i was raised in houston texas i was given a late start in the whole social justice department cut me a little slack here yall

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im so sorry but i’m laughing at “vom” i got no idea why but just “vom” i would say im one of your true regular patrons that sticks around through thick and thin but i literally just refollowed you an hour ago or smth to be fair i didn’t realize i WASNT following you who cares though there is not a single thing that is unproblematic in this whole world (except for karkat)  social justice is a no win situation because if you’re not talking about it you’re terrible and if you’re talking about anything that isn’t related to you specifically, you’re speaking on behalf of the oppressed and taking their voice away from them and if you get too invested in something people are like “wow sensitive much get your emotions out of politics” and if you talk about some other stuff people feel entitled to your opinion on EVERYTHING and if you dont give it you’re scum ie; reasons why social justice isn’t ever on my blog im too high for this

[ewaneneollav]

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

[dcstrider-deactivated20230210]

im actually in kind of a similar boat but instead of coming back to more followers after a long period of time only to lose them i just kinda gain and lose followers at the same rate for every follower i gain i lose one too  i know because i see notifications for new followers but my count never goes up anyway idk what my point with this is but you aint alone with fickle followers my man

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im not sweatin it really it’s just laughable like last time when i was hype about being back i lost like 2 in the amount of time i was on and now it seems like the going rate for losin em is like once every five minutes like aight i ain’t tryina get famous but tough crowd yadig

[beep-beep-fucking-meow]

I CAN HEAR YOU GIGGLING IN THE BATHROOM, YOU DWEEB.

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wow really? my apartment being a shoebox is absolute news to me. i’m what like 10 actual feet away from you, maybe? ok hush your huffs im comin out

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@dcstrider hey man long time no public interaction and you seem active on this, a late night early morning night whats up

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if i said yikes a lot of times in a row would that be like collateral for all the times in my life that i will ever awkwardly fuck something up can i just get all of the yikeses out of my body

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every time i log back on here and actually interact w/ people again i lose followers and whenever i log off for extended periods of time i gain them  should i just like go or smth do people have a Bad Time when im around thats so fucked bc im fun okay, im doing a good job.

[beep-beep-fucking-meow]

BABE.

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get it bc you’re sweet like you’re nice and probably also taste sweet because you eat too many sweets beef bc you’re all beef cmon people go weres the beef and i go probably working his evening shift at the hospital pls let me play the bara bongos meat bc meats like beef but some meats are sweet but not sweetmeats bc i dont think trolls even have those  beet bc you turn that color sometimes but the red ones not the yellow ones but please see a doctor if you turn into yellow beets and alpha because you’re the most of all those things

[5oil]

https://instagram.com/p/BAlawFhwReH/

[beep-beep-fucking-meow]

I’M APPARENTLY THE ALPHA BEEF.

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a sweet beef alpha meat beet yea

[epidromeas-blog]

its not too hard if you know how to really jab me why do you ask

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good to know general curiosity i guess

[cochaima-deactivated20180219]

SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!

[epidromeas-blog]

okay so in short im not human blah blah im the embodiment of wrath but im not always angry at everything contrary to popular belief a lot of the times i act like im mad when im not and more or less just being playful i do get pretty goddamn mad though im the general of hells army and lucifer is my best bro and im probably one of the really dangerous ones it just so happened that yesterday was a bad day for me until something great happened to me and i felt a lot better

tldr im wrath but not always angry but at the same time when i am mad i get destructive

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this is all very useful information so like, if one were a collector of injuries inflicted by interesting people, how would they go about collecting one from you?

[siriuskitty]

[mrhk]

Spark of Time,  inspired by Lighter ignition caught on slowmotion