💍 + WILLARA BIIIIITCH
where they get married - their palace :’)
when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. ) - idk when’s cherry season bcuz clara picks cherry season. also feel like a nice late morning wedding rly suits them
what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. ) - the something borrowed, something blue etc and the something borrowed is from danny and it’s definitely dirty and clara pretends to want no part in it but you know she secretly loves it
what their wedding cake looks like - like a giant cherry, that’s it. no i’m jk it’d be huge and elegant and i would obviously make it for them
….who smashes cake into whose face - mmmmm see it could really go either way. i feel like it’d be william tho
who proposed to who first - two drunk men drew up a contract for their smol children and that was it
who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither ) - clara walks down, will waits
what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like - LORDT where to begin!!!! i mean danny obviously had a hand in both so they were fucking PERFECT. will’s pants are def like a smidge too tight bcuz u know clara loves dat ass :/ and clara’s dress is absolutely just ethereal and flowy and fit for a fairy princess
what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have - i literally had to google when cherry season was so i could base the color scheme off the actual season. i think it’d be a lot of nice, light colors. like very pale and neutral but v pretty
what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? ) - i think roses for sure, and maybe dahlias, and then smaller filler flowers
what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. ) - clara’s are well thought out and were written and re-written 150000 times and will’s were improvised like totally just winging it right on the spot
if anyone’s late to the wedding - daniel, and i feel like he’d do it on purpose
who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other - oh my god daniel is their only friend??? i think clara would claim him for her side tho
what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing - nothing bcuz they don’t exist because these two idiots only like one other fucking person
who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? ) - danny gives two (2) speeches. one which is mostly appropriate and nice and one later on when he’s fuckin drunk as shit that is not appropriate at all in any way
who catches the bouquet( s ) - clara can’t throw her bouquet, it makes her too sad (even if it’s not her actual bouquet and just a replica for throwing, she can’t do it, don’t make her)
what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? ) - they’re a mix of very sweet and……..extremely silly. there’s def cute pics of them holding hands and standing w their foreheads together smiling at each other and giving soft kisses, and then there’s pics of william tickling her for 0 reason other than he wants to and her smacking his butt etc
what sort of food they have at the reception - it would be all the food. every type of food imaginable. just all the food
who cries first during the ceremony - CLARA LMAO
how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. ) - clara gets drunk first. she’s a lightweight
what their rings are like - i think they’re v cute and probably fairly similar. clara’s is a bit daintier and more feminine, but i imagine they have similar features
what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. ) - the favor is that a donation of $10 has been made in each person’s name to whatever charity william saw on TV at 3am a month ago
where they go for their honeymoon - i’m feeling the mediteranian idk why
something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. ) - william spends the whole time trying to make clara smile and laugh because he knows she’s fucking TERRIFIED
who officiates the ceremony - some whack ass priest
what song their first dance is to - i honestly don’t know, i just know it’d be cheesy and dumb and they’d love it
who gives who away as they walk down the aisle - i’m torn bcuz part of me says it would be clara’s dad & brother even tho they’re both kind of assholes and part of me says it would be danny. depends on the verse, i think !!!!








