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[moedez11]

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[qrkybluheeler]

That man, the one with the slightly open mouth as suggested by Oprah, that man right there is having a birthday today.. And not just any birthday, the BIG 6-0! Please take part in wishing the best dad ever a special birthday!! #60 #birthday #dad #openmouth #oprahsays #freespirit #raindancer #worldsbestdad #ballbuster #youhavenoidea @_kristamichelle #whothefuckisjodale

[dawayeyeseeit-blog]

“I Need Quotables I Can Use”

I’m thumbing through the pages of The O Magazine and there is a page titled “Quotables”, there are six quotes by different well-known people.  Each quote is on a 2″x3″ sheet, available to cut out and carry around with you, “pocket size cards for inspiration to go”. They include such quotes as: “Why is she dancing? No reason.  Just alive, I guess.” by George Saunders.  Another states, “We do not have to become heroes overnight.” by Eleanor Roosevelt.

This may work in the world of Miss O, but where I come from, if you give a chick words of wisdom and inspiration to go, it had damn well be something that’s gonna make a bitch think, know what I’m saying?  I’m talmbout some real words of inspiration: 

“Girl get cha ass up and take care uh-dem kids before DSC come get um” -Moms-, “Drop dat Zero” -BFF-, “You is beautiful, You is smart, You is impoent” -Nanna-, “Bitch did you look in mirror before you left the house?” -Cousin-, 

My examples are obviously over exaggerated but you get my point.

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