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God, Neil Josten is so embarrassing, like, he wants to be seen as a cool bad-boy so bad but all he's really doing is copying Minyard's (the goalie, not the backliner) style. You see him wearing black clothes, black jacket like he's some hot shit, but they're literally just copies of what Minyard wears. And now he's even copying Minyard's black armbands??? Like, seriously, dude, have some self-respect and get your own style.

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The Foxhole Court at PSU? Yeah it's haunted. They say that you can hear the sounds of something beating against the walls in the dead of night - a rhythmic sort of thump, thump, thump, accompanied by the sound of heavy footsteps squeaking against the floor. You can hear voices sometimes too - shouts of "Go again!" and "Move your feet!" My friend says it's probably just some people practicing exy at night, but come on. What living person would be up practicing exy at 1am? No, the real truth is right in front of our noses: Seth Gordon's ghost is haunting the court, still doggedly practicing for his final season that he never got to play. I just need to get inside for one night with my microphone, my camera and my EMF meter and I'll be able to prove it.

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Ok @ all the other anons who think they know what kind of supernatural creatures Neil Josten, Andrew Minyard, and Kevin Day are.

Day is the Vampire, Josten is a werewolf, and Minyard is Faerie.

The Minyards are changelings, a fae child switched for a human child. Andrew is the faerie half of the pair. He’s got that whole “I’m better than you” attitude going for him, and if that doesn’t scream fae I don’t know what does. Also, one time a friend of mine missed meeting him to work on an assignment with him and he’s held a grudge against her ever since. He doesn’t like when people don’t keep their word, more fae evidence. Honestly, if he offers you food or asks for your name, don’t do it bro.

Kevin Day is a vampire. First of all, he was with the ravens for like, his entire life. I’m not entirely sure what freaky shit they had going on, but I’m willing to bet it’s that they’re vampires. Think about it, they’re super fast, and they move like they can talk telepathically. And they’re all really pale. Have you noticed that either? Kevin Day is the palest man ever seen in my entire life. And his hand! Medical professionals told him he’d never be able to hold a racquet again after his injury, and yet, here we are, with a left handed Kevin Day winning the exy championships. How could he do that without a vampire’s advanced healing abilities??? And yes, he goes out during the Day, but I’m willing to bet Andrew did some weird Fae magic so Kevin can go out into the sun. Plus he’s a history major. He’d be great at history stuff if HE LIVED THROUGH THOSE EVENTS!!

Now, Josten is a werewolf. Have you seen him running on campus? Have you seen him play in games? He’s fucking fast as hell. Remember last semester when he got kidnapped and only took like two weeks to heal?? How could he do that without advanced werewolf healing abilities? And no, he’s not a vampire because no vampire would be left with those kinds of scars. Vampire healing is more advanced than werewolves. The last time I saw him the morning after a full moon he was fucking exhausted, which I didn’t think was possible fore him, and he was like, covered in bruises??? Obviously he spent the night running around as a wolf!!

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!!!!!

( @dragoncat223 )

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The foxes only won the championship because of demon worship. Hear me out, because this will take a bit to explain but it all has to do with that wesninski guy.

We all know the foxes were a useless untalented mess until that guy joined and suddenly they started winning games.

That whole thing with his father being a serial killer/mass murderer? Important. The whole mafia/organized crime explanation? I just don't buy it. No mafia or gang in documented history has ever needed THAT much killing to sustain themselves, and that many people disappearing will always attract attention which gangs would rather avoid, cuz it get expensive buying yourself out of that. So clearly there was a different reason for all that murdering. And i think it was satanist human sacrifices. There's a reason red hair is associated with witchcraft.

So back to the foxes: the wesninski kid arrives, one of their players dies of an "overdose" and suddenly the foxes start playing well? I think they, under the guidance of witch wesninski jr. sacrificed seth gordon in exchange for exy talent. But of course one sacrifice isn't enough to satisfy a demon so they promised riko's soul as well if they won the championship. Thats why minyard was bold enough to attack riko so openly on camera, because the devil would come for them if they didn't fulfill their part and deliver riko. And they did, riko is dead because of them. Sacrificed to the devil for something as ridiculous as an exy trophy.

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Omg I’ve figured it out. IVE FIGUREDSHIT OUT

So you know the whole shebang with the new PSU striker being the son of a murderer?? And how everyone was so surprised and it was a whole thing

Yeah so the Foxes knew all along

They HAD to. Why would they go through such lengths to keep their new striker a secret at the beginning? Why else would they keep Wesninski on their line if they hadn’t already become used to the idea of him being a gangster

And here comes the really wild thing: my theory is that the Foxes are gangsters themselves. I mean, no one wants the son of a murderer on their line! Why would they?! My theory is that Day saw ‘Josten’ and knew him or smth and decided that he would have great contacts to other gangs and that was mainly why they signed him because he had very shitty stats and I mean he played okay ig but it seems weird that Day only recruited ‘Josten’ for his “potential” and even Wymack didn’t put a stop to it

Which brings me to my next point in that the Ravens are also a gang. That is how Day knew of Wesninski, because he had met/heard of him while he was with the Ravens who dabbled with Wesninski’s fathers gang AND maybe maybe because Wesninski SR was located in Baltimore, he had also heard of Wesninski JR while he played as a pro in Baltimore.

Why would he hear of him while playing with the pro ext team you ask? Well, dear, because exy is a front to a whole gang system in and of itself

It’s the exy-gang syndicate or smth. Essentially, all exy teams at least in the USA bc idk much abt the ones outside of USA, are in actuality gangs. The teams are just fronts/a way of income for a larger group of gangsters.

And you know those exchanges they do? That’s how they try to settle peace between them. Wesninski mouthed off Riko in public, which was an insult to the gang and would perhaps create a whole conflict between the two,start of it is already evidenced by Seth dying (suspicious considering what Wesninski said in the interview) and the loss of the goalkeeper, so the Foxes sent Neil to the Ravens so they wouldn’t lose more players to settle the peace between the two.

And i bet that Wymack had found out abt Kevin being his son before Kevin came back and demanded him to come tintje foxes or there would’ve been war and the ravens obeyed but they crippled Kevin in the hope that the Foxes wouldn’t get anything out of him

And now with the ravens declining other gangs likely want to take advantage of that so they keep killing the experienced ravens and the Trojans even demanded for Jean Moreau or they too would start killing more Ravens

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