#or a cryptid

[pnchinbeez]

For Halloween the miniatures tell scary stories. it starts off with the romans making up stories using mythological creatures but the cowboys (especially jed he supposedly spent alot of time in the appalachian area in real life) start telling stories of cryptids they've encountered skin walkers, Bigfoot, la Lorona. Things of that sort and the romans just think those are their myths, until jed and octavius are hanging out and octavius asks about how they made up those stories and jed just like, "we uh we didnt?" And octavius is mildly horrified

[opentoehikingboots]

Skin-care website: How would you describe your skin?

Me: Haha my skin is Normal of course why would it be any other option than Normal it’s certainly not Un-normal in fact it’s very much like Human Skin because it Is because i’m Human it’s very skin-like and Fleshy and not irregular in any way all around the most Normal and Average skin a human (which I am) could have!! :)

[chellyfishing]

god, life is so fucking short, i can’t believe we spend it clawing and scratching to gather enough special paper just to survive while the people with the most special paper play fucking russian roulette with our lives.

it’s so absurd??? life is so fucking absurd i can’t. are we all in a kafka novel? fuck’s sake.

[totally-not-deadeye]

Am I posting to procrastinate my tasks

Absolutely

Will I do my tasks

Sadly, yes

[thatthingsittinginthecorner]

Make me a tumblr sexyman plz? I am very honest and very truthful and I will bless your home with funny post1!!!1 UwU

[mushiemoth]

[mildlymaddy]

The whole deal with Hozier is so weird to me because I've only ever heard one song by him and that's Take Me To Church but everytime he Does a Thing the entire planet rejoices and reveres him and I'm left with the nagging feeling that some serious fae magic is happening right in front of my nose and I'm too blind to see it 👀