Elliot @opentoehikingboots - Tumblr Blog

oh yeah I guess I should announce it on here uh

I'm a Published author

and I'm selling copies of my novella!! they're $7 each with free shipping (including international) so if you want a copy dm me!!

if you want to read the free version of Best Left Broken you can find it on AO3 and Wattpad through the carrd link below!!

Links to where you can find my new novella!

#original writing #writer #writing #my writing #author #authors #bookblr #book #books #novella #small artist #writeblr

iguana be upon ye

#iguana

croc-odette

fun fact: if there is a ‘no dogs on the beach’ sign, please respect it, because the beach is probably a nesting site for plovers, terns, or other marine birds. their little babies are the size and shape of dandelions and your dog might eat or chase and terrify them and you wouldn’t even notice

wait here’s a photo

(photo by Mick Thompson, from Audobon Portland)

briandavidgilberts

when I die I hope u guys visit my tomblr

tempusedax-rerum

Misha un-coming out mood board

nerdyqueerandjewish

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

k-she-rambles

Also the IRS will NEVER cold call you. If you get an upsetting phone call about your taxes it is a scam.

ndcirque

The last is the most important point: THE IRS WANTS PAPER. They do things with paper. They had to be drug kicking and screaming into letting people file electronically. They will not call you on the phone demanding money. There’s no legal record of a call. If they have a problem with your return they will send you a letter.

The IRS want’s money. They will not ask you to pay with iTunes gift cards, or anything else other than money.

The IRS has a process for escalating a problem. It does not involve sending police to grab you out of your home after a phone call. There would be letters, and more letters, and audits, and summonses, and lots and lots of paper. Nothing they do happens that quickly.

If someone calls saying they are from the IRS or any state tax agency IT IS A SCAM. Hang up.

If someone calls saying you owe the government and can pay with anything other than money, IT IS A SCAM. Hang up.

If someone calls you telling you to pay up or they will send the police to arrest you IT IS A SCAM. Hang up.

The IRS doesn’t work that way.

thegaymertrainer

This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…

elodieunderglass

I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure

socksolotl

[Transcript:]

Person filming: Can you again ask me what you just asked me? What was that question? I don't think... Daddy didn't hear you.

Child offscreen: When can we have lesbian?

Dad: Mhmm. Okay. Maybe I did hear you right. Um, I don't know what that is, Sweetie, I don't know what you mean. Child, emphatically: Lesbian!

Dad: No, I know-- I know what you said, but I don't think that word means what you think it means, okay?

Child: It's like... spaghetti.

Dad: [Clears throat] Oh, excuse me. [Audibly restraining laughter] Do you mean lasagna?

Child: Yep!

Dad: Okay. Um, yeah, [high pitched with amusement] I'm sure we can have-- [serious] I'm sure we can have lasagna really soon, okay? We'll-- We'll try to... Yeah, we'll make sure that we can-- we can eat that soon, okay? Does that sound-- does that sound good?

Child: Yeah!

Dad: Okay, alright. Thank y--

[end transcript]

laneofpennies

It’s Time

enraged-chihuahua

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

medianox-astrum

#🧐🏵️

girlmiffy

yk when u are holding a lighter and u are just like. ohohohoho. ohohoooohohooohhohooho. ooooohh. oooohooooohooooh.

samtf

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

daily-webkinz

Day 203: Today's friend is the Pink Poodle!

opentoehikingboots

@nerdy-scifi-birdy what did I name this one

slcpunkmoved

making bad art and dressing weirdly and collecting random things and listening to silly music is actually so important

ysabelmystic

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.