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[hauntanelle]

me when i barely have a week’s worth of professional work outfits: i desperately need a $200 vintage taxidermy armadillo purse

[catboyfurina]

I just want to sit in a river and startle passerby with my huge teeth and powerful jaws is that too much to ask

[nasturtiumorange]

Usually my students will ask questions and I can just draw a recognisable answer on the board.

Student: “What’s a green pepper?” 

Me: Draws a green pepper on the whiteboard

Student: “Oh, that thing. Gross.”

My skills aren’t crossing over into the digital landscape very well.

[farouchestray]

Dragon

[lessthandesirable]

The real question: dog or anteater????? tbh i wish i had a picture of doggo from the same angle bc it would be uncanny

[officialares]

I'm so freaking hungry and no one will talk to me.

[favna]

My Photography