#or chloroform

[pickledwombat]

what the fuck Shaffer why did you set in motion a series of events that would have me read as cat boy Mozart with an apparent shit kink after getting no sleep that was the worst fucking experience of my recent life

[babydescant]

Newborn phase.

Me: *is crying*

Roland: but mama, I like you.

Me: I like you too baby. I am just crying because I am tired and can't take a nap.

Roland: *stage whispers and points* there is a bedroom Right There, mama.

[millhousing]

and why is millhousing still up at 3:26 am today? It's because she read a phanfiction where dan was a prostitute and phil was his boss and also a member of the mafia and she can't stop thinking about how nasty it was

[calvin-klein-and-hobbes]

Jfc I'm so fucking tired but I can't remember the last time I was able to fall asleep before 2 and actually stay asleep through the night. I'm physically ill I'm so tired

[magicalgirlpenny]

i have to stay with my cousin to get her to sleep help me

rohypnol