#or cider

[ilovesoftbellies]

why is it so wrong to get drunk with someone pretty and they keep ordering me drinks until i'm really tight and tipsy and ready to kneel before them and and and their belly is really tight too and they make me touch it and

[revolvingsaturn]

guys tonight’s plan is not sobriety if I post anything odd ignore it

[ashey-did-owt-wrong]

Lighters or matches and thoughts on coffee?

matches! i buy boxes of them just to light then throw into a fire. If you do it just right then a little bit of the head catches and also falls off giving off cool sparks!

Also very anti coffee i respect the taste but i am against caffeine and actually most things that affect you, i have had 1 ibuprofen and maybe 6 at most paracetamols this year (the ibu + 2 paracetamols today because burn :( )

[avvocarlo]

people who don't like beer should try either dark ale or a stout such as guinness

[butchtaurus]

i wish i could be a beer drinking lesbian, i’m not sure why

but while it makes me warm inside i do not like the fizz or burps 💀

[the-real-blair-witch-project]

@meganwhizbangpop​

I wasn't saying you were going to. I'm just saying that too many people do it. If you find me I promise to regale you with tales of terror, and how I had some inks go TERRIBLY awry because of some stupid tourists who decided my garden was prime puking real estate.

[vryivs]

finally casting off my cloak of pretence. i am a dumbass gay at heart and i will no longer hide. morosexual stem lesbians hmu i left at 3:50 for my 3 o clock lecture and i bashed my head on the ceiling bc i climbed my shelves to grab a bottle opener

[logarto]

might fuck around and buy some. idk. beer i guess