Kisuke! I know your bitch-ass knows how electricity works! You’re telling me you don’t know that Yoruichi could turn her fingers, hands, arms, or legs into magical railguns?
She could fire off eight shots at once with just her hands. If you irked her she could do it kamehameha style. If you pissed her off she could throw a projectile up and hold her arms straight and fire it off from between them. And if you really went and screwed up, she could cartwheel up and use her legs. Constant acceleration per unit of rail length!
Forget that peasant Gogo Yubari line in Kill Bill. Give me Yoruichi cutting a man in! two! with a railroad tie and pulverizing a goddamn city block behind him while declaring something super-aggressive like, “Don’t worry, you don’t need a hole to get fucked! I can make my own!” And then cue the old I Am The One meme from Vine.









