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Cars 2 is my Chekhov's gun
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“Hay hay?” “mmm?” “Can I ask you something?” “Of course?” “I... “
Vy looks around and then back at Hayden as if checking for something until he continues.
“And?” “Well, I just, you don’t kiss me when we're here, like the living room, is it something I do wrong?” “No, I just don’t want to rub my luck of having you here when Rylan misses River, I don’t want him to feel bad.” “Oooooooh.... oh now I feel selfish.”
Hayden sit’s up, noticing the slight blue shine, and he is not the only one.
“Why are you glowing blue? Something wrong?” “I... ehm... hit my toe on the door edge?” “Right... “ “I just told him a sad story, sorry, I keep forgetting he glows blue from them.” “Yes! And now I feel bad!” “I see, care to tell me too then little brother?” “Not really, I have one sad person here already.”
Rylan just shakes his head and keeps going wherever it was he was originally heading off too, chuckling slightly
“Stop telling sob stories about me little brother, you are a terrible liar!” “Hey! I was born BEFORE YOU!”
He can hear his brother chuckle, then a giggle from Vy as well.
“You two are adorable!” “You are the adorable one here! And really, I was born before him.” “I was technically born before the two of you! Several light-years away! So I win!”
Hayden looks at him, realizing this is the first time he can remember Vy every talking about where he came from and maybe if he was lucky how he ended up here.
“Technically born?” “Well... you know...my mother, the nebula created me several light years ago then I floated across space and fell on earth. But I was technically born when I was created back at the nebula.” “So... just how long have you been here, I mean, like on this planet?” “More than a decade. But in space, several light-years. I was "asleep" in space... I wasn't in my nebula so I was asleep, but I just know things... We're not like human children... You know how you have all that newborn and baby phase? That lasts one or three days with us, depending on how quick we need to survive... I awoke alone so I wasn't a baby for more than a few hours... we just know we need to evolve to survive.”
Hayden watches him as he talks, trying to imagine how it would feel, as, for him, he has always been here, with his parent and his twin, nothing like how life started for Vy
“A man found me... I looked like a toddler, I think he was a magician, he showed me something called glimmer and applied it to me and I started looking like a human.” “I guess this man passed away long ago?“ “I don't know. He didn't keep me long. A few days I guess, the time of the travel towards my first house. I was dropped in a house with other children. They called it orphanages. I spent... three years jumping from one house to the other. When I started glowing most people would yell "alien!" and drop me back at the orphanage. They taught me to speak like a human, to read, back at the orphanage. Then, one day, one woman went by and she saw me glowing and decided to adopt me! She was a witch!”
Vy clenches his hands, a slight orange tint around him telling Hayden their about to touch on something Vy has probably never told anyone before, and if his guess is right, where his fear of adults might stem from. To make it a little easier on him, he pulls Vy close and wraps an arm around him.
“Did she realize what you were, or did she take you for an alien?” “ Alien... I thought she thought I was a dragon... We know what we are from the start. How we work... how things are. It's like we share a collective knowledge of our kind... I was small and because I knew I thought she knew too. So when she asked me to take off my disguise, because she needed to "understand my kind" I did.”
Vy chirps sadly, leaning his head on Hayden’s shoulder, the glow flickering into blue tones again.
“You should see the way she freaked out! She yelled "You're not a SIXAM! Then she realized what I was and started saying something about a dragon heart. When she returned, she returned with dogs and hunters."
Vy turns towards Hayden, putting his hand on his chest. Hayden half wondering what this witch wanted with an alien baby in the first place, doubting it could be anything nice.
“You can feel them, right? “Two hearts, yeah, I can feel them.” “Yes, and they're both yours.” “I wonder though.. what that woman wanted with an alien baby...” “ I don't know. I guess they wanted to experiment on me? But when they found out about what I was...”
He leans closer to Hayden, whispering as if it was a secret. Hayden keeping his hand on his chest, fascinated by the two heartbeats.
“They tried to cut out my hearts! And I electrocuted them! And ran! They chased...” “So that person is the reason hunters know about you, and why you thought we would be afraid off them too?“ “They chased after me, their dogs too... I don't like dogs and dogs don't like me, except Stinky, I think he's the exception. I climbed a tree and hid there. They eventually gave up and... I built a house on the tree, then the house got bigger and so did I... I pretended to have parents, I grew up quickly, I had to, and pretended to have parents so I could go to school. I wanted to learn..” “Heh, so Lobo is the exception... and you never made friends? I mean before you met us?”
He removes his hand, shifting how they sit a little, so he can wrap his arms properly around Vy and just hold him close, keep him safe.
“I glow... I talk and act weird, like sometimes I can be too adult for my age, but at the same time very childish... And I glow! Once a teacher asked; Can I call you Ron? Yvreon is such an odd name. I said no. I like my name... He answered; Go sit, Ron. The next day, I got to school and everyone started singing; There goes Crazy Ron, so mad he glows red!” “I heard them use that... and a few of those stupid songs.”
He ponders for a bit, then looks at Vy.
“Do you want us to call you Yvreon, and not Vy?” “No, I like Vy, you don’t say it as something bad, it’s not a joke or a way to mock or humiliate me. It’s Vy because you care and love me!” “I don’t think any off them call you crazy Ron anymore.. do they?”
He still remembered Rylan telling him about it, when they had been mocking him, and calling him names and Rylan had walked up and told them all to just fuck off. It was one of the few times he noticed he was popular in RoM too, and with that, people stopped calling Vy names, at least as Rylan could tell.
“I haven't really been paying attention, I have had other things to keep my mind occupied“ “Its the perk of having friends. I always wondered though, if I didn't have scales and horns, do you think you would ever have talked to me?” “Probably not... Not that I didn't want to be your friend! I did. I just... I think you wouldn't want to be my friend. Even when I asked you about your scales and horns, I was expecting you at a point to tell me to bugger off.” “I guess we should be happy we ended up inheriting dad's scales and horns then. I'm glad you took that chance Vy.”
Hayden leans back, wondering a little how his life would have been if that poke had never happened, quickly deciding that is not a place he would have wanted to exist in.
“Me too! I love you, Hayden.”
Vy smiles, infinitely happy to just be a part of this family, even if it was just a borrowed family. And the happiest, the happiest he was about loving and being loved by Hayden.
“I love you too, my glowing dragon.”
He thinks for a bit a conversation he had with Hayle the other day when Vy was at school.
“Say Vy?” “Yeah?” “At school, they need parental consent for a lot of stuff, like trips and such?” “Yeah... this is why I never go, why?” “What if my parents adopted you, as legal guardians?”
Vy stared at him, opening his mouth and closing it several times as if he didn’t quite believe what he was hearing.
“They're already thinking about it, they just don’t.. well they don’t know how to ask you.” “Why would they... I mean” “They already told you, they see you as one of their kids, the natural thing is to become your caretaker, as well, your mom is a bit too far away?” “I...” “Just think about it?” “Okay.”
Vy looked at Hayden, noticing him becoming tired.
“I’ll think...you sleep?” “Deal.”
Vy pulled back, letting Hayden lie down and put his head in his lap, leaving Vy to think as he falls asleep almost instantly, Vy using his energy to heal him a bit while he sleeps.
“Legal guardians... a family... I think I might like that.”
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So, apparently, there isn’t a lot in the Jhope appreciation tag so I feel like I’m morally justified to start a riot.
What do you mean there aren’t thousands of posts specifically about appreciating my Aquarius sunshine?!?!?!?!?!?!
DEsPICable.
Fatal Four Ways are no DQ, why don’t The Zo Train show up and stack the odds against the baby faces?
honestly tho what if ur friend dared you to like message someone for the first time with full on 2011 cringe dialogue full XDs and all and maybe u go a little over the top so you feel Instant Regret and immediately type out a second long winded message explaining it was fake and a joke but just before u press enter they respond like ‘omg i didn’t know anyone still used the XD face it’s my favourite emoji’ and ur sitting there sweating as they go on to explain that they’ve been so sad they haven’t been able to use it and ur like okay fuck it whatever it’s just an emoji and you keep talking and they turn out to be really cool so now you just have this friendship with someone where u regularly use :3 and XD unironically but like fuck it ur not gonna retcon a friendship bc of an emoticon ur not that fragile but as time passes u end up falling in love and you hope maybe they’ll just stop using it but 5 years on they still have exactly the same typing style but u can’t own up now and at the wedding the cake maker brings out the cake and centred perfectly in the middle in icing there’s a massive XD and they tell you it’s bc it’s the first thing you ever sent them and FUCK you can’t take it anymore so you tell them, you tell them it’s all built on a lie and you’re sobbing and they look at you with such fucking disgust because how than they trust someone that wouldn’t even own up about an emoji and they leave you at the alter and you’re standing there with an XD cake and tears streaming down ur face and 80 guests just looking on in horror and you vow never to fall in love again like,,, this shit Haunts Me
About Butts
OK BUT HOW DO PEOPLE DECIDE WHAT A GOOD BUTT IS??? Like boobs? Alright theres some difference in shape and presentation so i guess those could be different. But BUTTS? They're always hidden under layers of loose cloth and when there not??? They just look like any other butt?
Is this like dogs? All dogs are good dogs? All butts are good butts? I DON”T UNDERSTAND.