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[lezzo4000]

does anyone know what it's called when u are feeling thoroughly depressed yet devestatingly horny at the same time #help #help

[soundcarvings]

I’m kinda feeling a bit of everything these days and also nothing

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[kosmogrl]

[lezzo4000]

really sad about the lady on spongebob who got her face played in :(

[lezzo4000]

listening to mazzy star on repeat and feeling the urge to projectile vomit all over myself yaaass

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[lezzo4000]

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[mixxd-monster-energy]

If Armageddon or the rapture was to happen I’d want it to happen on a night that I’m in the gay club

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

don't worry kitten daddy got it

[laterkiss]

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

[dykonicdiva]

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[threedollarsdotcom]

uses my ultimate bunny power on you