#or moaning

[iamalexeade]

Morning audios would solve my problems

[strawbspassion]

long day at work i need someone I can grab by the neck and push into a wall while i grope them

bonus points if they make cute whimpering noises

[heartofbusan]

Is this what being an empty nester feels like? The chooks flew the coop, the baby birds have left the nest, and here we are, desperately wondering where they are. What they're doing and who with. At least before we knew where they were... now? It's anybodies guess.

I feel so underserviced.

So ignored.

I was promised 10 welives.

I got reacquainted with their giggles, with the staring, with the covert touches.. YOU GUYS HAVE HAD ALL THAT AND MORE FOR 18 MONTHS IN PRIVATE, SIRS. Gimme some!

Don't make me addicted only to yank the vice right from under my nose again.

I beg.

A morsel.

A crumb.

A sign of glowing skin, a look into your Googoo for Minimin eyes.

Really, I'm so happy for you. It should be me, but I'll deal, I guess.

[scorpionesss]

Bloodborne is not an adhd friendly game in that I’ll zone out or get distracted then realise I’ve been listening to some mf cough his lungs up for the past ten minutes

[40yr-old-fangirl]

As the 50 year old tech guy came out to look at my computer at work, my desktop of Benedict popped up and proceeded to give us a slideshow of his many photoshoots.  Silence ensued and if blushing made noise, my cheeks would have been screaming.

[musictakeme]

significantmoaning said: amoeba?

...generic orb of unknown origin.