I’m not sure why all the Negan haters are so upset about him living. Just think of everything they can do to him in prison. Without really physically ‘hurting him.’
*skip/withold meals
*slowly whittle Lucille away a little at a time right in front of him. Like over a span of months.
*put a chastity cage on him so he can’t fap LMAO
*get hot Alexandrian women to do stripteases in front of his cell. (or Rick.) Cue intense sexual frustration
*call him stupid names like Negan Negan bo-beegan and Neegsy-weegsy
*Play Easy Street. Obviously. Other choices: Taylor Swift non-stop
*Have Gabriel come down and read the Bible to him for hours on end
*feed him all the foods he hates
*make him watch bad movies without robot companions to get him through
*make him wear ugly, unstylish clothes. or a really ugly frumpy dress. or just be naked.
*it’s cold in prison. the cots are hard, dim-lighting and you don’t have to give him any stimulus like books, games, a journal...nothing
*taunt him repeatedly about how small his dick is. have a whole parade of girls come down to insult his penile proportions
*paint his cell the most hideous color
*withhold the Just For Men ‘Touch of Gray’ hair dye
*make up your own horrific torments!












