#orange!rainbow steve

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Sabre: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Rainbow Steve: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

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Rainbow Steve: You tricked me.

Void Steve: I deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Rainbow Steve: Heh, It could be worse.

Sabre: Worse?! We're stuck in the Void, the source of Darkness. A place, mind you, we know nothing about, with no hope of getting home, and no clue as to what else is out there!

Rainbow Steve: Uh, Darkness, duh.

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Rainbow Steve: "Self Isolation": boring, clinical, what the government tells you to do!

Rainbow Steve: "Go back to the shadows!": exciting, implies you are a Balrog of Morgoth, what a cool old wizard tells you to do!

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Sabre: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?

Rainbow Steve, holding Gerald upside down on the ceiling: Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does.

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(Rainbow Quest)

Void Steve: I didn’t say DROP a safe on the prisoners, you dolt! I said KEEP them safe!

Rainbow Steve: Well, that’s good, ‘cause I missed!

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Sabre: What movie is this?

Rainbow Steve: I love you man.

Sabre: I love you too, but seriously what's the movie called?

Rainbow Steve: I LOVE YOU MAN.

Sabre: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO.

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(Rainbow Quest)

Galaxy Steve: I am a simple man. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave. 

Rainbow Steve: It’s one serving if you serve all of it to yourself at once.

Galaxy Steve: I like the way you think, friend.