A lady in a bright orange dress paces the length of her bedroom, holding a letter and a torn open envelope. She’s thinking, trying to rationalize responding.
‘It’s an anonymous letter.’ She whispers. ‘This person could be a creep. They could be stalking me. How else would they know my address?’
Moving into the light, a small lamp sitting on a bedside table, to look at the envelope again; she notes that the return address isn’t too far from her house. She could probably deliver it right to this person’s door. If she wanted to, of course.
‘No. No, I don’t want to.’
The lady in the bright orange dress stomps her feet and rushes towards her desk. She pulls a notebook and a pen out of a drawer, and she writes a letter.
Dear The Grey Guide,
Thank you for your letter. I am curious as to what you meant by:‘Inform you of what you really are.’
If possible, and if you are willing, we aren’t too far apart, we could meet in person and you could explain your reason for this letter. (As well as the contents of it.)
Of course, I am more than happy to continue our correspondence via letter, however, you did mention a threat and I believe it would be beneficial for the both of us to converse in person.
Either way, I look forward to your next letter.
Sincerely,
Osiris, or The Orange Oracle
P.S. I would also like to know what that name means.
Sitting up straight, the lady in the orange dress reads over her letter, checking again and again making sure there are no mistakes and she is perfectly clear. After a few moments she confirms the letter is up to her standards and looks for an envelope.
She carefully copies the return address on the back of the initial envelope, double checking consistently. Once everything is correct and the envelope is sealed, the lady stands up confidently only to look out her window and realize it is 2 o’clock in the morning.
‘Ah well.’ The lady in the orange dress whispers to herself. ‘Tomorrow then.’
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