Zoe liveblogs Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens
Oh, so we're going with a Star Wars intro this time?
They just went into space. 😅
Either way, I still liked it. And it fits with the "The Fourth Awakens" subtitle.
Awww, they retrieved Colonel Gilberthoff from the moon.
Yikes, Gil drew his mom as a shark.
We meet new family members every movie.
"I prefer to keep my feet on the ground." Haha, I bet with all your experience inside flying sharks.
So now it's the son's turn to change actors.
Wait, is that the actor who played Jake Ryan in Hannah Montana?
Awww, Matty is getting married.
The actress who plays his wife looks familiar but I can't place her (yet).
Chippendales: Rescue Strippers.
Hahahahahhahaha, the one Chippie fending off a shark with a groin dance. I actually had to rewind that, so absurd!
I need to see if there's a gif of that.
Omg, thank you, there is one:
I can already say with certainty that's going to remain the highlight of this film.
Oh now I recognise Gabby's actress. It's Tonya from Chris Rock's show.
Everbody haaaates shaaarks.
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." Cliché one-liners are a must.
Of course, Fin needed to, in the very least, use a ship as transportation. It surprises me it took so long.
Come on, Bud Bundy, you can do it.
Okay, that didn't take long. 😅
"Permission to come aboard, sir."
"Viva Las Vegas." Okay, don't overdo it.
Aww, Tara Reid doesn't get the "And"-credit anymore?
I did like the comic book-esque credits.
Claudia is a blonde again.
Oooh, April is still alive. A plot twist I couldn't see coming... xD
Life lesson: Never stick your head out of the window of a moving vehicle.
"May the force be with you." Sorta title drop.
A SHARKSANDNADO. (Movie "Sand Sharks" anyone?)
Hahaha, Gottfried as a storm chaser journalist.
No, Claudia sweetie, never mix up Star Wars and Star Trek. The Colonel was right to correct you.
It's a new drinking game this film. (Where's my "semper paratus"?)
"It wouldn't be Texas without a chainsaw massacre." No, that was creepy.
Let me guess... a lavanado? Although a volcanonado would be better, hahaha.
I was right about the LAVANADO.
Awww, that was genuinely sweet of April to reassure the little boy by telling him she's Iron Man's wife..
Oh no, not Stacey Dash. She's the worst.
Omg yes, Steve Guttenberg. We love him.
The largest ball of twine intwined with sharks. xD
Obviously this film also needed a Twister reference.
A COWNADO! Pffffffffffft.
"Follow the yellow brick road. I can't believe I just said that." Hey, what happens in Kansas, stays in Kansas?
"Thank you, Nova." Thank you for referencing her.
Gabby died? Damn, that was a short marriage.
They all should have hidden in the shelter.
Yessss, bye bye the wicked witch of the Dash.
"Dad, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
A HAILNADO. (Don't tell Jaden Smith about that one, hahaha.)
Jeez, Gemini, let Matt mourn his dead wife.
Haha, you can tell Tommy Davidson had so much fun with this role.
Hahaha, that Baywatch reference. "Bad pay."
Oh no, the slow motion Baywatch running. 😂😂
"I love you Fin Shepard, you crazy bastard." Ngl, I kinda ship them.
Sure, Gil will be safe in a barrel, near the Niagara Falls.
Are all the Shepards going to die? :o
I was right about the barrel...
Oh no, Gemini... oh wait, I don't really care that much about her. Sorry.
Yay at April rescuing little Gil.
HAHAHHAHAHAHA, FIN BEING SWALLOWED BY A SHARK BY A SHARK BY A SHARK BY A SHARK BY A WHALE! I CAN'T.
The groin boink is still the highlight, but the matryoshka sharks are a close second.
Also, finally a whale in this franchise.
Oh, there's Claudia, and Matt, and Colonel as well. There was no way they all died. xD
Ah, there's Gemini. Still don't really care.
The Eiffel Tower? With Nova?
germansingergirl
gamechangershow
vaporwave
theartofmadeline
amandla
turnnoffyourmind
