#oreos morrison

[dammit-daroga]

quarantine got me like... might fuck around and dive headfirst back into phantom shit for a minute..... to cope..... catch me maybe getting shitfaced and live blogging the robert englund phantom bc it’s such a fave. the Drama of it all.... surprise bitches you haven’t seen the last of me

[dammit-daroga]

me, drunk, watching pacific rim after working an LND shift: wwwhat if... pacrim AU..................... wait................ none of these angtsy motherfuckers,,,,,,,,,,,, is drift compatible................. except christine and meg in a jaeger named Opera Suplex.... they are so valid

[dammit-daroga]

*spins around drunk in my room and points*

fuck uhhhhhh au where everything is the same but erik only wears denim on denim like it's fucking 2003

[dammit-daroga]

phantom of the opera au where everything is the same butbit takes place in an ihop that's all i've got someone else contribute i'm too drunk

[dammit-daroga]

au where christine gets hella ripped. like the plot is p much the same, but at the end, she just picks up the sad shitty ghost man and rips him in half, rip, hundreds saved, she and the persian become C r o s s F i t ™ instructors

[dammit-daroga]

full offense, "down once more to the dungeons of my black despair/ down we plunge to the prison of my mind" is ...... such a mid-2000s emo phrase.......... like..... shoulda gone all in with that.... replace motn with a hit metal single titled Welcome to My Twisted Mind like smh let this emo get out of the basement occasionally

[dammit-daroga]

a concept: erik doesn't gesticulate much at all, usually when talking to christine, he just sorta shoves his hands into his pockets and rocks to and fro on his heels nervously, sometimes leans on things (doors, tables, excessively large instruments like a fuckknin pipe organ) in an attempt to seem casual, but it... does not work as planned

[dammit-daroga]

lying on the floor staring at the long cable cord that gives me cable tv like........ modern au,, wouldbthe ghost man have cable? certainly satellite is right out, he'd never get service,, so isbthere just a really long extension cord running from the cable tv in the managers office down to the fifth cellar like???? subtly who?? the man's gotta watch the PGA tour! needs that cable tv!