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Hearld Hearld & Hearld ( REVAMP Side quest)
REVAMPED Version
Here's one for you DM's that want to settle a legal dispute amongst inheritors of a will
The players are going about a more well maintained & prestigious area of a larger city, when they start to hear a lot of shouting coming from inside of one of the buildings. If they knock, or just barge in to investigate, they will find that it's just a legal dispute amongst three people & a lawyer. Before they leave, the people ask if they can be an unbiased party in this dispute. If they agree they will get to hear a quite interesting story.
Apparently, this wealthy farm owner, named Hearld has died recently due to health complications, & has left his estate to another person named Hearld. Thiers's just one problem with this, their are three other Hearlds who can reasonably be stated as the one in the will. The lawyer will then tell the party that they want them to vote on which Hearld is the right Hearld, but first each Hearld get's to make their case.
The first Hearld, is the half-brother to original Hearld. The two of them weren't too close, but he's the only family relative with the name. The next Hearld, was a casual friend of the original Hearld, & though they gotten to be a bit strained over the years, did keep in contact through the years. The last Hearld, is the owner of a local inn & bar. The original Hearld would go their every other week, & the business had been finically struggling when the will was wrote, so the owner thinks his stuff was given to him out of charity of helping his most frequented business.
After all of their stories are told, the lawyer asks them to now vote. Whoever get's the most votes gets the land & provides some sort of benefit to the party (the benefit is decided by the DM & should be stated beforehand). After they decide, the person who won will thank them & the other two will get very angry.
However if the DM wants a subversive moment for humor, have a necromancer walk through the door right as the vote begins. Que confusion & one hasty explanation. Apparently the Hearld in the legal will, is actually the original Hearld, & as part of funeral arraignments (which the lawyer hadn't gotten to), his resuscitation via magic would have happened at said funeral.
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Original Version
Here’s one for you Dm’s that want to have one of those situations where there’s some fun name confusion.
The players are asked to settle a legal dispute. An old rich farmer has died & in his will has left all his possessions to his soon Hearld. There’s on one problem, he has three sons named Hearld. Chaos insures as the players to reangle out the legal dispute. If they are able to give them an agreement that they can all agree to, they will be payed for there efforts.
The Last Resort (REVAMPED Shop idea)
REVAMPED Version:
Here's one for you DM's that need a place for your players to rest, on their way to hell
Shop: This shop is a medium sized ski resort looking resort, that is in the middle of a long & traitorous dungeon that leads into the hells. The shop offers rooms, spa service, mud bath, hot spring, & a gift shop that has bobble heads of all the rulers of the 9 hells (Debunked or currently ruling.) The prices here are quite larger than usual... but given it's location, you'd be able to see why.
Staff: The staff includes a wide verity of species, on the staff. However the majority of the staff consist of tielfing, or tielfing esc folk. The owner of the resort, an old, tall & swole elf lady who looks like they could choke slam you through two walls then a desk.
Wears: Provides rooms to stay in, a spa room, a mud bath, a hot spring, & a gift shop. The gift shop includes regular gift shop ideas, along with he bobble heads of all the ruler of the 9 hells. Theirs also a picture you can buy in the gift shop, that is a large portrait painting of all the staff standing together in front of the shop. The paintings price is ABSURDLY EXPENCEE (& only up their as a dare from one staff member to another)
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Original Version:
Here’s one for you DM’s that want your players to rest in a dungeon.
This Lovely resort inn is located in the inside of (traitorous dungeon name) has been the go to stop for all adventures spelunking in the (dungeon name). The Inn has lovely food, good beds, possible risk of invasion by the dungeon monsters, & most importantly decretive soaps.
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