#original dickmaster

[originaldickmaster]

Lieutenant Lute reporting for duty.

About damn time, Lieutenant. Get in here. I was starting to think I’d have to carry this whole glorious operation on my perfect shoulders alone.

Status report, Lute. And make it good.

[brokendreamscreation]

Oh, Sensei! The people here are so nice! Every time I come, they give me snacks! Like just now, they said, "I'll give you this if you just go away!" - Teddie, Persona 4 Golden

@original-dickmaster I’m so glad you went “Adam would so do that” because I thought the exact same 🤣

[brokendreamscreation]

🥠 Except Adam takes the cookie, cracks it open and eats eat himself then crumples the paper up and Kobe's it into the nearest waste basket and laughs before saying "That's right! Get Dunk'd on, little bitch!" [@original-dickmaster]

“Noooo my fortune!!” Sure it was disappointing to have lost the cookie, but the message inside was the most important part! Rushing to the basket, Lucid plucks the crumpled paper out and smooths it flat to read.

Oh…Damn, that’s a pretty deep message. The blue angel then wonders if the fortune was intended for him, or Adam..?

[brokendreamscreation]

“i’m  ten  times  funnier  and  sexier  than  you.” [from Adam @original-dickmaster ]

Looking up from the creampuff the blue angel was in the midsts of consuming, he slowly frog blinks at the First Man. Where had this come from? What prompted this sudden declaration? Then again this was Adam. Lucid was becoming aware of his…chronic need for attention and being recognized as the superior in all instances.

Normally the smaller angel would either nod and sheepishly grin, agreeing with the man to avoid any unnecessary arguing. Or, would take things literally and delve into a need to understand the source of Adam’s sudden announcement. Was something bothering the man? Had someone made him doubt his charisma and sex appeal? Or perhaps continuing to stoke the flames of an earlier compliment from another, like his lieutenant?

But today is a new day, so Lucid settled on the rare, option three. Swallowing his bite, the angel stared at Adam for a heartbeat before responding.

“…Nu-uh~”

[brokendreamscreation]

Lucid yelling in Enochian, especially in the projected voice that fills not only your ears but also booms in one’s head, is my new fave power move on his part~

[brokendreamscreation]

Lucid vc: “You know…I’m fascinated that it took moments for him to notice that I was wingless. And yet, Heaven and that state of the art surveillance system has yet to catch me in action.”

[brokendreamscreation]

Lucid:

@original-dickmaster

[brokendreamscreation]

“DON’T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE BIG’OL EYES” [from @original-dickmaster ]

Hands clasped together as if in desperate prayer, Lucid gave the First Man the best puppy eyes he could muster (and the angel was indeed quite practiced with the technique on several of the other archangels). Sure maybe they weren’t exactly buddy-buddy’s, and more along the lines of “Stay the hell away from me you cloned freak but I will accept cosmic brownies when offered”.

“Pleeeeaase Adam? It’ll be fun! Besides you like rock concerts. And this is a BIG ONE too!”

Word had spread fast in Heaven when the unexpected arrival of two tour buses worth of Winner’s showed up at Heaven’s gates. An unfortunate end to the rowdy young adults who were on their way to a mass concert gathering in one Earth’s major cities. Life lessons learned that drinking and driving accompanied by firecrackers lit inside an inclosed vehicle while going over speed limit on the highway are in fact life ending lessons. The Winner’s were bummed to miss out on the kick-ass mega rock bands gathering, but when you arrive to the Happiest Place in the Universe (not sorry corporate rat!) the Winner’s frowns were quickly flipped to grins.

A messenger had burst into the citadel to announce the unexpected arrival to the present council members. Lucid had happened to be wandering just outside the doors. And the young seraphim ADORED music~! Who didn’t?! So if it was the hottest thing since sliced bread, of course he could not pass up the opportunity to see it in person?

One major glaring problem: Lucid could never leave Heaven unattended.

While his escapades down to Hell had been going on without a hitch, it shouldn’t have been too hard to sneak down to Earth. Unfortunately the newest Winner’s had drawn too much attention to the gathering, and thus blending in unseen proved to be a near impossible challenge.

So off to option number two: Ask the most rocking angel in all Heaven, the First Man Adam~

“Everyone else is too busy with the new Winner’s. Think about it! We can go down together, get in, and listen to some great tunes! If anyone asks we can just say it’s an educational musical experience or something. They won’t care as long as we go together? Pleeeeaaase~?”