PUTS A TOWEL OVER AND STARES hard at strangers
.... but,
oppa.
Oppa, why?
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PUTS A TOWEL OVER AND STARES hard at strangers
.... but,
oppa.
Oppa, why?
It's my birthday! *will take a birthday snack*
Happy Birthday Mr. China! how old are you?? 10,001? //chuckles
originalchineseidea:
Alfred had told him that this was a good way to introduce yourself to other people’s family members. A joke to break this ice. This is why Yao does not tell jokes. Jokes get him in trouble.
“Aiyah there is no need to fight we can be civil. I am happy to meet one of Xóchitzl’s brothers.”
Now, Jose was one for jokes-- except for ones that involve his sister. Especially any vulgar ones. He cleared his throat, gesturing for Yao to enter his home. They can be civil. Right after he sends a quick text to his sister. “Mhm,sí.” He nodded, unsure how to bring about this conversation without being rude. “¿Pero por qué?”
Who has two thumbs, a big smile, and has been spending too much time with your sister? This guy
José returned the big menacing smile, welcoming Yao with it. Whatever the old man was implying. . .it didn’t sit well with him.“¿Oh si? Hm. . .Who has two fists, a big smile, and is ready to fight you? This guy.”
“Who did this to you?”
“No one…It’s nothing really don’t worry”
He is sitting on the couch a bit upset. No contact from Kuro for at least a month and he's miffed
Coming from the kitchen with coffee in his hands, it took the entire length of a yawn for him to recognize there was another in the room. “…Good morning.” It was Yao. He probably shouldn’t question, so instead he sat besides him and quietly consumed his drink.
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HE KICKS PEOPLE!?
Yes, my dear friend. He has no qualms about kicking people. If they aggravate him for no reason. Pressure points not tend to stall people for too long in real life. Kicking gets the message across quite swiftly.
originalchineseidea
“Please feed me.”
‘Australia feedin’ China? You’re dreamin’! It should be the other way 'round.’ He was only joking, considering he was the host. Still, the prospect amused him. China was a world leader in cooking prowess whereas Kyle was mediocre at best.
'What takes your fancy?’