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It’s too bad the Guardian doesn’t have a guilt trip question for dog.

Guardian: Do you regret stealing the Warden’s porkchop at dinner last night?

Dog: Bark! (I regret only that the Warden didn’t have two porkchops to steal.)

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Sometimes I think about my dwarven wardens' reactions to magic...

Ormi: YOUR HAND IS ON FIRE!!

Morrigan: ...Yes.

Ormi: It's... it's not burning you.

Morrigan: No.

Ormi: But it can burn other people.

Morrigan: *smirk* Yes.

Ormi: THAT'S SO COOL!!!!! *cue sparkly anime eyes*

And then there's...

Rila: Can you magic a cake into existence?

Wynne: No.

Rila: Cookies?

Wynne: No.

Rila: Cupcakes???

Wynne: *sigh* No.

Rila: What good is magic then!?

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Ormi is 99% hard slabs of muscle. His belly has juuuust a lil' bit of roundy pudge. Zevran likes to snuggle it :3

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5, 27, 29, 53 with your Brosca? c: (or any other you want)

5: Did your Warden want to become a Grey Warden?

No, not at first. Ormi would quite willingly die fighting darkspawn, but he didn’t want to leave Rica and his mother behind. However, Rica told him not to give up what would be a better life, even if it did have its own difficulties.

27: What does your Warden think about the Mabari war dog? How did your Warden name the Mabari that joins you when you head for Lothering?

The first thing the dog did upon seeing Ormi was run up to him and give him a slobbery kiss on his cheek, the one bearing the brand. This touched Ormi deeply, as people in Orzammar wouldn’t even look at his brand, let alone kiss it.

Casteless do have the occasional nug as a pet, but naming them was never even thought of, as a family pet quickly becomes a meal when drunken relatives visit or when things get desperate. Thus he refers to the dog only as “salroka”, which means “friend” or “one at my side”. He also assured salroka that he wouldn’t let *anyone* eat him.

29: What is your Warden’s favorite color?

Turquoise

53: Does your Warden enjoy nature?

When he emerged from the tunnels with Duncan he was nearly blinded by the sun… and taken aback by all the different smells. So at first, Ormi found nature very overwhelming. But once he got used to it, he found that he really enjoyed the smell of rain and pine trees. He also likes basking in the sun, and can’t wait to go to Antiva with Zevran so they can lie on a beach together. On the flip side, he’s not very fond of snow or cold weather. As for the animals in nature, he’s has no real opinion one way or the other… unless they try to eat him.

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For the Wardens meme: 2,39, 45 and 67

I have a bumload of Wardens, but decided to go with Ormi (Brosca) for the Warden-specific questions.

2: Which origin is your favourite?

Tie between mage (Surana) and dwarf commoner.

39: What are some of your Warden’s weaknesses?

Being a former Carta enforcer, Ormi is used to cracking skulls now and talking… never. His diplomatic skills need work, is what I’m saying. He also has a stubborn streak and tends to be on the reckless side, rushing headlong into things then thinking “oh, shit” and running headlong out of them again.

45: What does your Warden do in their spare time/off-duty?

Resists the urge to steal every shiny in sight, holds his cute elven boyfriend’s hand, snuggles with his cute elven boyfriend, “plunders the Deep Roads” with his cute elven boyfriend, teases poor Alistair, resists the urge to teach his dog how to steal shinies, annoys Morrigan with endless questions about magic, gives Leliana nug-care tips, paints Wynne’s toenails, throws a few daggers at some pigeons for Shale’s amusement, finally gives into the urge and steals a cookie for Sten. Two cookies. Three.

67: If your Warden could go back in time to change one thing, what would they change?

The death of his father. Vidar was cut down by a member of the warrior caste who wanted to test a new sword. Vidar’s murder was hard on the entire family, but it hit Ormi the hardest because he was the closest to Vidar and, even though he was old enough to know the casteless had it rough, he didn’t really realize just how shitty his existence could be before his father’s death.

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