Sarcoshayphine! In! 13! And also! 22! Sorry!
13. Detective AU
22. Space AU
what.
okay so probably like. star trek? but less science and more crime fightery.
delphine and cosima would be partners in the csi department while shay and sarah are partners in the detectiving department. shay and delphine are sticklers for the rules and cosima and sarah are more loose with them, which is why they’ve been paired like they have.
cosima and shay are both head over heels for their partners but delphine is too absorbed in the science and sarah is too aloof to notice. so shay and cosima end up bonding over their frustrations and falling into bed together.
then (bc im a slut for drama) there’s some big case that happens where cosima and delphine end up out in the field under sarah and shay’s protection. there’s some kind of catastrophe that is narrowly avoided. but delphine gets hurt. sarah turns into a hovering Care Machine™ (look up whump its. like. my new thing). delphine has never had that so she gets a little surprised by it. and they end up together.
cosima and shay just share a ‘are you fucking kidding me’ look.
i don’t know where it goes from there but... they all end up together. fukin and stuff.
[also delphine is trans and sarah is nonbinary and cosima is autistic and they always have been and always will be in my head of canons]
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