Coshayphine Appreciation

sarcoshayphine should've been a thing and y'all just have to deal with me now. death of the author baby EJ|28|they/them  Tags: my fic, fic rec, headcanons, info, prompt me

[hollanderthoughts]

I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[oddly-romantic]

one thing about cosima niehaus was she was never afraid of some old white man

[asamis-jodhpurs]

Started showing my wife Orphan Black last night and god. Maybe it's because I watched in high school but I really did not appreciate enough the fact that Sarah Manning is a Protagonist Of All Time right out of the gate. Amoral ruthlessly resourceful grifter. Absent mom. Willing to chug soap and make herself throw up to maintain a con. Saw a woman identical to her jump in front of a train and leapt straight to identity theft and faking her own death with zero hesitation. Like yeah I'm probably a clone being hunted by a shadowy organization but I got a scam to run so I don't have time for that. Absolutely no notes complete banger of a character.

[organical-mechanical]

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

[organical-mechanical]

[kiras-monkey-bum-face]

I’ve been going through my /tagged/hiatus and it’s giving me feels like I miss titty malaysia, the ball pit of denial, evil broccoli, hella, puppy delphine, dolphine, like what happened to us that shit was lit  

[somebody-kill-this-blog-deactiv]

They “killed” Delphine we migrated to The IOO and then regretted it

[kiras-monkey-bum-face]

PRETTY MUCH

[ben-lyintous]

remember obsnapchat? 90s slow jams? bhovan sadler? demon lizard child kira? grosse bite pol? tatianapocalypse? that one pic of paul dressed like a 60s band member? noseless black? pirate rachel? windows? ray ray slam dunc?

[kiras-monkey-bum-face]

oh my god wrecking pol

[thedaygoesupinflames]

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

[transfempentheus]

no i don't 'headcanon' characters as transgender she appeared to me in a dream and told me directly that she was a woman

[coshayphinelove]

Crazy that they let her up in space to take all them pictures

[coshayphinelove]

There she go

[coshayphinelove]

Crazy that they let her up in space to take all them pictures

[lovely-v]

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

[lushbliss]

They're the same height here because Evelyne is holding Tatiana, who has her legs wrapped around her like this:

And there's a whole bts and interview with them and the director of the episode, Helen Shaver, that is ripe with lore and background that I've given a free penthouse in my mind

[mariannekhalil]

you don't belong to them, but you are mine

[sashayed]

700 ICE agents pulled out of minnesota? morale low on the murder squad due to getting their asses caved in by your grandma in -30 weather every day for weeks on top of being dupes and stooges of the most pathetic order? ohhhh gosh.......ohhhhhhhhh too bad. what a fun time to send $15 to the Stand With Minnesota org of your choice

[trin-santos]

I miss the orphan black fandom. everyone was equally wild and unhinged. most of us were gay. we were all obsessed with a character who died less than 5 minutes into the first episode. somehow, the fandom unanimously decided 2 particular clones were in love based on like 3 specific quotes and a vision from god, I guess?? people also shipped all of the clones in varying combinations. not one normal bitch to be found in this fandom. it was so good.

[polliantics]

Posting on 1/13/2026

[enbye]

From The Star Tribune, a local Minneapolis newspaper