#orphanghost

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'So, I was trying to convince Blaise to at least make out with Draco,' she explains. 'One evening. Because he's a terrible kisser, and I thought maybe if he got some practice with someone he actually had the hots for that might help.' 'I always thought he'd be a shit kisser,' Weasley interjects. 'Think about it much, do you?' Draco snaps back. 'Oh, he's bad at everything,' Pansy continues, giggling. 'Not that he's had much to go on. But he's handsome enough to make up for it, don't you think?' 'No,' Longbottom and Weasley say in unison. Lovegood says, 'I think the most important thing is having a sense of humour in bed.'

A Dented Old Street Sign by orphanghost

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orphanghost replied to your post: WHY CANT I GET THE ASMR TINGLIES?? i would love to...

idk but i love the concept of asmr tops and bottoms so much (asmr always seems kinda horny to me anyway, but i DO get the tingles)

RIGHT like i watched this video and she’s like “welcome to the clinic i’m gunna do stuff to your face now” and the whole roleplay aspect just seems like, weird sexual maybe we’re just trained to think whispering and roleplay are inherently sexual . idk its just the whole....the whole vibe is horny........

ITS ME THE ASMR TOP I’M JUST GUNNA CLICK MY PEN A HUNDRED TIMES AND SCRATCH A HOLE IN THIS DESK WITH A PENNY AND WHISPER AND MAKE WEIRD NOISES 

thats so weird tho. Does it feel like that feeling when you get like, a shiver when someone is cutting your hair. Do you have the saying “A goose walked over your grave” there? when i was a kid and i got this like, weird out-of-nowhere shiver, thats what my mom said and IDK how else to describe the feeling 

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‘What is it about your aunt and uncle that’s so terrible?’ Potter starts. ‘Huh? Why would you ask about them?’ ‘Because…’ Draco trails off, before taking a breath. ‘No, it’s stupid. We always just thought it was, hypocritical, I guess. How much you hated them, but acted so high and mighty when we…’ ‘Called people mudbloods and supported the torture of muggles and muggleborns?’ Potter’s voice is as cold as the biting wind. Draco runs a gloved hand over his face. ‘Mm. Forget I asked.’ ‘No, no, heaven forbid you think I’m a hypocrite.’ Potter sounds genuinely angry now. ‘I’ll tell you why I hate them. Just like some wizards are fucking arseholes -’ (It’s pointed, and directed at Draco.) ‘- some muggles keep children in tiny cupboards for their entire childhood and lock them in rooms over summer holidays and install bars on their windows and feed them cold, tinned soup through a cat-flap installed in the door.’ ‘I…’ Draco has nothing to say. ‘I… Is that why-’ ‘Why I’m so short? Maybe.’ For a moment, a million apologies cluster and die on Draco’s tongue. He can’t get them past his teeth. They all sound like lies. Finally he asks, ‘Did Dumbledore know?’ It’s clearly not what Potter was expecting him to say. ‘Oh.’ He looks startled. ‘I, er, I guess maybe. Yes. I think so.’ ‘I’m sorry,’ Draco manages. ‘You didn’t have to - prove that.’ ‘I ‘spose one day I’ll authorize a biography and everyone will know.’ ‘No, you won’t.’ Potter grimaces, almost a smile. ‘No, I won’t.’ Then he scrubs his hand over his face. ‘You do realise how stupid it was to think me a hypocrite because, because... right?’ ‘Yes. I… realize that now.’ ‘Good. Then, okay.’ They lapse into silence. Draco dances with the thought of apologising again. Potter still seems to be simmering. But they've been mad at each other a million times, maybe this is a good natural state. It used to be a coping mechanism for Draco. Get Potter mad at him so that at least he was thinking about him. If he couldn't get his affection he could get his irritation and that was close enough. Is it now?

A Dented Old Street Sign by orphanghost

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orphanghost replied to your post

... remained a british colony with such direct british ties and continued efforts to retain RP in popular media and stuff)

LOL i forgot i knew a real australian 

i mean, Canada was a colony for a loooong time after the whole america thing, and i feel like we have prett strong ties to the UK still, but maybe not as strong as Australia does? 

and being so close to america might have something to do with it too i mean idk im a scientist not a history ghuy

but thank you! interesting thought !!! 

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Draco knows they aren't the only students who will be completing their NEWTs this year, but they are the only ones whose home fireplaces were disconnected from the floo network by the ministry.

At least, Draco assumes as much until he sees the light falling out from the front door of one of the other rickety old houses in front of them and the three figures cast in its warm glow. For a moment they look like some sort of strange, many legged creature. An acromantula, or a particularly massive Blast-Ended Skrewt. Then Draco hears Pansy make a disgusted sound beside him and the light falls in a less blinding way, and Draco can see that it is actually Potter and the Weasel carrying a large couch between them, and Granger fluttering around them with her wand out, seeming concerned.

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orphanghost replied to your photo: polarbong: I didn’t even finish the sentence and...

this is why you gotta paint your nips to match your lips

NOW you’re speakin my language!!

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orphanghost replied to your post “Current Mood: HORNY FOR NADIA JONES”

SAME

is there anything better than a science bae ???  NO THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A SCIENCE BAE!!!

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orphanghost replied to your post: My dads cousin and her partner are from Australia...

Are they calling it a dunny?

YES!! I finally asked and that is what they are saying, and they said they do not know why it is called that.