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Text: ... I think I have a date.

Text: Really? That’s awesome, sir!`

Accidentally Sent: I miss you a lot.

[Read, ignored for a few hours, then responded to.]

Text: ...You do?

Text: -Bark-

Text: Hey there, pup.

Unsent: I want to be your submissive. [text] Hi.

Text: Hey pup.

F2F: Miss...? Is there any chance we can make out naked on the bed?

F2F: You want that, pup?

orphanswitch replied to your photo:@orphanswitch

YES

You like that, pup?

f2f: [Knocks on the spare room door] Charlie? We need to figure out what we're doing tomorrow.

F2F: [Charlie left his homework on the bed and padded over to the door, pulling it open.] Sure, sir.

PM: I must say, Professor, I can't stop thinking about that damn large body of yours. It was much larger in person than I was expecting.

PM: And here I thought you’d be listening in class, Tramp.

I am quite the Ent, fortunately or unfortunately. My dad use to say I had spider legs.

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