Odyssey's sequel incorrect quotes, with my beautiful comments
(Scott and his mass amount of siblings edition/the color siblings)
Fun fact: I did this while taking an autism interview by my el Ed college sister
Xornoth : Good morning!
Scott: Is it? Is it really?
(When Xornoth wasn't the grumpy one)
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Sparklez: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Aimsey: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Sparklez: *Takes away Aimsey’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
(Aimsey doesn't belive in the moon landing, Sparklez is a Starborn from space)
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Scott: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Xornoth : How can you still say that?
Scott: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have
(Scott after each Life series fr)
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Sparklez: Oli, I am questioning your sanity...
Aimsey: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
(We ALL know this)
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Oli: Lauren told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.
(And he took the dog too)
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Scott: Life is like Lauren. It's short.
(Sparklez comes in close second)
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Lauren: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
(She's on her way to become president or Supreme empress, which ever takeover is easier)
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Oli: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Xornoth : I was in the will?
(Oli has yet to forgive Xornoth)
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Scott: Now, Oli, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?
Aimsey: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.
(It was priceless)
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Aimsey: What’s your biggest fear?
Lauren: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Oli: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Sparklez: Zombies.
Lauren: ...
Oli: ...
Sparklez: BUT they can open doors.
(Sparklez doesn't like Earth)
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Lauren: Hey Oli.
Oli: *punches Lauren in the stomach*
Lauren: What the frick?
Oli: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Lauren: What the fuck are you talking about?
Oli: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Sparklez: See ya! *leaves*
Lauren: I'm not pregnant!
Oli: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Lauren: I was never pregnant, Oli!
Oli: Are... you sure?
Lauren: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Scott: I'm sorry, but why the frick is everybody yelling over here?
Oli: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Scott: *punches Lauren in the stomach*
Lauren: AW, MOTHERFU--
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Xornoth : I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Oli: I don't want your advice.
Xornoth : Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Aimsey: So what color are the walls of your room?
Sparklez: My walls are white I think.
Xornoth : He's lying, I’ve been to his room, it’s pale yellow.
Sparklez: No, it’s white. It just looks yellow because of the ceiling light.
Xornoth : Your wall looks like someone rubbed butter on them.
Oli: Your walls look like someone threw dandelions at them.
Lauren: Your walls look like someone put post-it notes on them for 3 hours.
Scott: Your walls look like you bought a can of yellow paint, and instead of opening it, you just sat there thinking about the possibilities.
Xornoth : The color of your walls is the La Croix of yellow.
