#oscar asks

[julesonrecord]

What’s your favourite picture of oscar?★Askathon★

Fen it took me FOREVER to dial down on my absolute favorite — I have so many (heavy Brioni ad breathing) but I think I have just the one.

Look at this sweetie pie in his comfy little skirt n slippers, tea in hand 🥰 I love this one because it really fits Oscar so well: soft and confident, so lovely with fans, Just A Dork who loves comfy pants as much as the rest of us.

Cheers!!! ☕️

[royal-abbotts]

So Tiffany Haddish was on Kimmel last night & talked abut her love scene with Oscar & he was apparently telling her how 'I'll protect you' & sweet things & Tiffany told him she would just grind back into him. lmao.

YES!! i saw!! i can't believe HE was her first love scene!! and the fact that he said the word protect??? oh my goodness. that shows how professional he is AND sweet. and algjhksjlgskj LOL HER RESPONSE GIRL SAME

[catboyruy]

Lc lc lc lc lc lc so this weekend my parents made me hang out with a neighbor girl who’s like around my age but anyway the point of the story is that we were on Spotify listening to music and she was I think going through people she followed or something like that and I saw yours and I immediately went “oh I know them!!” And then I had to explain that I knew you online and not personally… uh so yeah that happened!

Your neighbor follows me on Spotify of all places???

I feel like I should personally apologize to her for any and all of my public playlists-

That’s so… weird? Well not weird, idk! Like what are the odds wow huh

[royal-abbotts]

WAIT WHAT PHOTO OF OSCAR I NEED TO SEE THIS NOW

pedro captioned it “Moon. Man.”

[royal-abbotts]

i think the saddest part of my life is that even if i WAS cast in a movie with Oscar Isaac, the odds of getting to kiss him is so slim because of our age gap. there’s no chance of his tongue down my throat, so tell me, is life REALLY worth living?

‘there’s no chance of his tongue down my throat’ glkjglsghskjl THIS SENT ME

AND YOU DREAM BIG ANON!!!!!!!! 

[royal-abbotts]

congratulations on being freed from tumblr jail!! its really great to have you back 💜 anyways, what are your favorite oscar interviews? its for science :)

OMG LOL thank you!!! i appreciate it!! omg sorry im just now getting to this!! 

The Interview of him w/ pedro 

thirst tweets omg

his virile beard

this one where he talks about his roles

this one because of how good he looks (my fave look)

this one also because of how good he looks

this one because i love how he talks about how ppl react to his characters differently and i love what he has to say 

this one because of the undercut 

[royal-abbotts]

Oscar just has that dom vibe going on with that eyebrow

i can’t even talk about it

he also gives me pope vibes here oh no

[royal-abbotts]

i’d like to think that there’s no FinnPoe kiss in TROS because John couldn’t physically handle Oscar’s aggressive tongue (and if i was told to kiss Oscar i prob wouldn’t know how to act so who would blame him)

JOHN COULDN’T HANDLE OSCAR’S AGGRESSIVE TONGUE IM HOLLERING???? omg...anon...you raise a good point tho cuz if oscar had his way and we got to see poe KISS....there would be tongue cuz oscar is chaotic enough to be like yeah ima kiss w/ tongue in a disney movie. and poe would kiss w/ tongue....that’s just a fact