#oscar hojlund

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Oscar : I kissed you

Oscar : missed*

Oscar : Fuck I wish I kissed you

Hugo : ...

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Oscar : I think I'm having a psychotic break rn

Hugo : *holds him and whispers it's gonna be okay*

Rasmus : Kill your neighbor kill your neighbor kill your neighbor

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Oscar : ''I'll be home soon.'' so you lied.

Hugo : I can't control traffic, baby.

Oscar : Use your boyfriend mind powers.

Hugo : We need to work on your abandonment issues.

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Hugo : Have you ever ate a date?

Oscar : Ate a date?

Hugo : Yes.

Oscar : What's that mean?

Oscar : Like ate their ass?

Hugo : It's a fruit.

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Oscar : I'm horny but like horny to cuddle.

Hugo : You're lonely.

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Oscar : No boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least I got all these images on my phone.

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Oscar : I mean, you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

Rasmus, in a warm laugh of fond reminiscence : I did do that.

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Oscar : My bf had a bad experience getting a sub the other day where they put an ungodly amount of mayo on his sandwich and then that night he was talking in his sleep like ''that's plenty... That enough mayo--'' homie was having stress dreams about mayo.