#oscarposting

[shamanerrrs]

THE OSCAR RADIO IS OUT. AND ITS INSANE .

"alpine’s still managed to find a way to fuck me over after all these years later huh"

[poscariastri]

my dumbass could NOT be a sports interviewer

[samuraijeffy]

somebody mentioned some guy named “oscar” I was like I know that guy!! that’s @whatthefuck1200!!! omg!!

[toomanypossumsinthistrenchcoat]

known headcount has gone from 1 (pre-syscovery) to 82 (at minimum) in about 11 months. that's more than an average of one per week. wow

[cmdrburton]

critter

[alexcabotgf]

the 3 second matrix clip is by far the best part of this ceremony

[shirtgate]

coming to you with some oscar posting shenanigans friend!! he is indeed friendshaped i want to pick him up like a cat. he reminds me of a cat often kind of like lando that very calm almost perpetually tired aura. i think it would be very therapeutic to me if i could cuddle him. big spoon or little spoon it doesn’t matter to me just like card your fingers through his hair. i might stop there or i won’t be able to stop , he’s just so nice and soft but also v capable of being a bastard n i just love that about him

hi sweetheart !! umu sorry i came to this a bit late,, wanted to save it for when i wasnt in a rush to do anything so i could really take time to break this lovely ask down ^^ quiwte long bc i got a bit EXCITED heehehee isa's pure unfiltered oscar agenda down below

he is indeed friendshaped i want to pick him up like a cat. he reminds me of a cat often kind of like lando that very calm almost perpetually tired aura.

i fully agree with you on this baby . oh my god . i have two cats and yes he does act like them . like he would totally act like he hates me 99% of the time but i'd still yearn for that crumb of affection. so obsessed with oscat piastri . imagine his prema engineers pulling him out of his car by the scruff of his neck . obsessed i am

i think it would be very therapeutic to me if i could cuddle him. big spoon or little spoon it doesn’t matter to me just like card your fingers through his hair.

listen baby,, the way i would give aNYTHING to cuddle this boy . he looks so soft esp when he naps like please . nap on me ill cradle you to sleep .! his hair does look so soft too like,, i wanna touch ., so sofnt, and same idc if big spoon or lil spoon just wawnna hold him close to my chest . i wanna feed him strawberries . GAWd i want him to complain about everything and ill listen to him and validate him because i just adore him

i might stop there or i won’t be able to stop , he’s just so nice and soft but also v capable of being a bastard n i just love that about him

totally i get u ,,, i just wanna make grabby hands at him . i wanna bury my face in his alpeen sweaters . i would give him everything he asks of me!! and yes i agree about him being capable of being a bastard LMAO HIM BEING LIKE,, i was too careful >:/ i wont be careful anymore >:) and that can lead to him either winning in a very insane way or ~kinda accidentally taking people out oops srry meow >:( either way he is so interesting and wonderful i just love him . anon i htink we need a group hug with oscar

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idk if this answer was anywhere near decipherable this is just what my brain does when oscar >:3 yeah ... not to mention i see him more as a beautiful admirable platonic bestie crush n my desires r usually very in line with that . but when those pics of him on the podium in jeddah (?) i think,, those ones where he was so flushed and his mouth was parted and you just know he knew he was the best,, oh my god that made me want to kiss the living daylights out of him . i wanted to dip him n kiss him right then n there . i would hold his hand . i wld carry the whole world for him . omygodomgyodgmdgl

anyways thank u for indulging me anon,, so many hugs to u <3 u r very cute ily

[shamanerrrs]

if i had one dollar for each time oscar did the 🥺 face id be a fuckass millionaire