SYN: you and oscar couldn't be more different. you're the internet's it girl—the girl known for being loud and bold. oscar's quiet, reserved, and definitely not dating you.
...definitely.
CONTENT: smau, fem!reader, no face claim just pics based off vibes, basically just soft launches until a hard launch, usage of y/n l/n, race pic inaccuracy but who's actually looking that hard
RADIO CHECK: based on this req!
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ynln catch me in vogue
ynln my new years rebrand x
username2 no more posts while drunk??
ynln okay i'm not rebranding THAT hard babe
username3 why are both mclaren f1 drivers in her likes??
username 4 ik her and lando are friends but her and OSCAR?? highly doubt it
username3 HER AND LANDO ARE FRIENDS?
username5 lando's friends with everyone bruh don't start
vogue 😉😉
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oscarpiastri vogue worthy view
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ynln which view
oscarpiastri your choice
username6 OH MY GOSH???
username7 he's so HOTTTT
yourprivacc i second this
bob.4 alright pack it up buddy
yourprivacc hater everyone dox this guy right now
username8 @/ynln 's comment omg?!?!
username9 makes me think they're…🧐
username10 you guys need to relax omfg she comments like this everywhere
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ynln CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET A BOAT DRIVING LICENSE
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alexconsani why do you need a boat driving license babe
ynln to side quest to my ultimate potential
alexandrasaintmleux lol cute ❤️
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username11 this view looks awfully familiar???
username12 @/oscarpiastri care to explain
username13 a wag commenting really just seals the deal
username14 No there's literally NO way oscar piastri is dating her. I refuse to believe it they're on complete different ends of the personality spectrum.
ynln we've got mr detective over here
username15 OMG?!?!
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username16 GIRL WHERE ARE YOU GOING
ynln wherever the wind takes me!
to @/F1updates
username17 was y/n with them too?? she posted a pic and she's on a plane as well
F1updates i don't think so? she might've boarded earlier but she has no reason to be on the same plane as the mclaren drivers
username17 unless she's dating one of them
F1updates there's no way in hell y/n l/n is dating one of them
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ynln WERKK @/anokyai
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anokyai ❤️
username18 okay hold on i'm still stuck on that first pic
username19 WHO IS THAT?? @/ynln
ynln WHO IS WHO 🧐
username18 girl don't even 😟 TELL US NOW
username20 why'd we do a complete aesthetic change from first slide to second
username20 also who is that pray tell
ynln always expect the unexpected
haileybieber cutest 💞
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ynln @/versace what a serve
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oscarpiastri 👏
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username21 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
username22 WAIT WAS OSCAR THERE
username23 why would oscar piastri be at a versace fashion show
yourprivacc literally why would he be there 🙄
versace Brava! 💛
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username24 only watched for you
ynln and the clothes right?? 🤨
username25 idk who this girl is but she's sold me on that dress
ynln means i've done my job!!
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oscarpiastri Milan's cool
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ynln the coolest
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username26 FASHION SHOW??!!?!!
username27 never in my LIFE would i have thought oscar piastri would post a fashion show pic on his insta
username28 guys he commented on y/n's post and she commented on his and she literally walked in the same show he posted.
username29 THEY'RE SO DATING
username30 There's literally no way
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alexconsani oh girl you were serious
ynln YOUR TURN!!
ynln i want to host a yacht race get your license quick
oscarpiastri I caught that fish
ynln what people don't know won't hurt them 😊
username31 how on earth did u get a boat driving license
ynln through hard work and dedication
username32 weren't you just in milan???
ynln i can teleport
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ynln HELL YEAHHH
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alexandrasaintmleux Chic!!!
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username33 no op81 like?? 🙁
username34 why would he like? it's not like they're dating they're probably just friends
username35 exactly she's literally got half the grid + their gfs following her it doesn't mean anything
username36 she might be a wag herself 🤷♀️ you never know
username37 no way she actually got a license i love her
ynln i luv u 2 😁
username38 WHO IS THAT IN THE LAST SLIDE.
username39 @/ynln YOU 100% HAVE A BF WE DON'T KNOW ABT
ynln now why would you think that 🤔
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username40 HARD LAUNCH??
username41 WAIT WHAT OMG WHY ARE YOU THERE
ynln to watch cars race that's why 🏎️💨
username42 OSCAR??
ynln 🤫 🤫 🤫
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oscarpiastri @/ynln
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ynln 🧡
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username42 WHAT.
username43 OSCAR PIASTRI AND Y/N L/N?!?!?!? HELLO WHAT
username44 should've known when he started liking all her posts
username45 Why is this the most unlikely pairing of all time
username46 and why does it fit so well?!?!
lando about time
username47 oh of COURSE lando knew
username48 guys i'm still in shock wtaf
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ynln okay so boom
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lilymhe so cuteee!!!
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username49 OKAY SO BOOM??!???
username50 YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THIS OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT
ynln well yes!
username51 HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK?? WHAT DO YOU GUYS EVEN TALK ABOUT
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mclaren someone was oddly affectionate with our lovely @itsme_y/n….👀 either way, great job oscar! stunning race!
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lando mega win
→ oscarpiastri thanks man
itsme_y/n such an amazing performance!!
→ oscarpiastri 😊
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oscarpiastri ready to do it all again next week
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itsme_y/n
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itsme_y/n fiance life has me glowing ☀️
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oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri my preety gurl. shws my wifryy ❤️❤️ wuv uuuuu y/n
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itsme_y/n and oscarpiastri
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itsme_y/n i guess the cat is out of the bag….
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username1 I KNEW ITTTTTTT
→ user oh my god. you were right.
user how the heck have they been dating for like 4 months and got married already
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→ user we actually don’t know how long they’ve been together
→ itsme_y/n try 43
→ user WHAT!?
→ username1 ain’t no way
user OMG OMG OMG
yourbff yayy you’ve joined the wifey club!! not to mention to an F1 DRIVER
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f1 congrats! can’t wait to see you in the paddock tomorrow
alexandria welcome to the wag club
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username1 I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
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mclaren congratulations mr. and mrs. piastri 🧡
→ itsme_y/n omg that sounds insane
lando thanks for the invite!
→ itsme_y/n we about didn’t invite you 🤷🏼♀️
→ lando PARDON
oscarpiastri my gorgeous gorgeous wife
→ itsme_y/n ❤️❤️❤️
username1 they are literally made for each other
→ user she’s the loud and the wild he needs in his life and he’s the calm that she searches for at the end of the day <3
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em speaks!
oh. my. goodness. this took way too long, but i’m so glad i got it done! I will probably go through over time and add things. I’m actually thinking I might either write or link in some cute moments of oscar and y/n in between posts. but I dunno.
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welcome to chicken shop date! where you take the world's hottest stars on the most awkward dates. today's menu consists of crisp chicken tenders, greasy fries, and an uncomfortable oscar piastri.
INCLUDES: fast-paced dialogue, many cuts, not a full-block thing, funny car jokes (please laugh), they don't really eat, poor osc definitely wants to get out of there, but its alright at the end, SASSY OSCAR BTW
NOTE: inspired by chicken shop date by amelia dimoldenberg! i loveeee the series its so fast-paced and witty and uncomfortably funny. planning on doing this with more drivers but osco is my first pick of the litter! enjoy :>
PART TWO: SECOND DATE
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The shop smells like grease and chicken. Oscar Piastri sits across from you, uncomfortably shifting in his seat— he does not know what he has just signed up for.
"So, Oscar," you begin, picking up a fry from your box. "Are you emotionally available?"
His eyes flick to yours, blinking comically. "I thought this was going to be a racing interview."
"I lied." You offer him a faint smile, taking a bite of the grease in your hand. "So?"
There's a long pause before he clears his throat. "I... guess I'm emotionally stable? Does that count?"
You raise an eyebrow, still munching on your food. "That's what emotionally unavailable people say."
Oscar looks back up at you with a mix of both amusement and mild concern.
You lean forward slightly, a glint of teasing in your eyes. "Do you smile this much in races, or is it just me?"
"I don’t think I smile during races at all," he says, cautious.
"So I'm special?"
His lips twitch into a smile, despite himself. "You're definitely something."
You nod slowly, pretending to be unfazed. "Flirting already? We just got our drinks."
Oscar looks down at his tray. "Yeah, I think I might need another."
"Would you rather win the championship…" you pause for effect, "or get a second date with me?"
Oscar blinks. The silence stretches.
"…Is there a third option?"
You blink in offense. "Rude."
"Sorry."
"Would you say I'm more of a red flag or a yellow flag?"
Oscar hums at the question, swallowing the food in his mouth before answering. "Can I say black flag?"
You furrow your eyebrows at this. "What am I being disqualified from?"
Oscar looks at you dead in the eyes. "Being my date."
"You're from Australia."
Oscar nods. "That is correct."
"Well, that's good. 'Cause guess what?"
Oscar softly narrows his eyes, putting down the tender he was munching on. "What?"
"I've got a pick-up line for you."
"Go on, then."
You clear your throat, wiping your greasy fingers on the napkin in front of you. You look at the McLaren driver dead in the eyes and lean forward into the table.
"Are you from Melbourne? Because you just flipped my whole grid."
It's silent for a few seconds, an amused smile slowly itching onto Oscar's face.
"Get it?" you start, "Flipped like... like upside down. 'Cause— 'cause Australia is—"
"Down under," Oscar finishes for you, "Yeah, I— I got it."
"You've won a fair amount of times already," you start, catching Oscar's attention as he takes a sip of his drink. "You think you're gonna win a lot more now that we've finally gone on this... date."
Oscar blinks a few times at this, staying silent as he puts his drink down. "I think the opposite."
You get taken aback by this, eyebrows furrowing suit. "What?"
"I might start losing more that this has finally happened." He takes a fry and gestures it between the both of you. He takes a bite to cover his cheeky smile, your mouth slightly agape.
"Are you saying I'm a distraction?"
"No," Oscar shakes his head. "I'm saying you're bad luck."
