IM BOTH THE KILLER & THE FINAL GIRL
SO WHO ARE YOU ?
you first — paramore
pst my dumbass forgot to tag @drivestraight this is from their fic eat them alive!! go read it for clear skin <3
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IM BOTH THE KILLER & THE FINAL GIRL
SO WHO ARE YOU ?
you first — paramore
pst my dumbass forgot to tag @drivestraight this is from their fic eat them alive!! go read it for clear skin <3
welp if oscbull rumors are true i guess all i can do is appreciate that he looks hot in navy and wearing their logo
some stuff from the archives while i was trying to figure out how to draw these losers
(as always , this concept belongs to @drivestraight & their work eat them alive)
BURN CRASH ROMANCE !
need y'all to know that eat them alive is my current roman empire and i will be drawing so much redbull oscar
go read eat them alive by @drivestraight ♥️
me every time i see any max to mclaren or oscar to red bull rumors:
mark webber himself (so the big guns!!!) just went out of his way to deny oscbull so I guess it is all a front from Max’s team:
“Oscar is contracted to McLaren for the foreseeable future,” Webber told RACER. “Talk of him agitating to leave is nonsense.
“There has been a lot of fiction written about him and other teams… McLaren have repeatedly said they want him for the long term and Oscar is focused on that.”
cannot believe i’m so happy mark is talking to the press. god is so good. of course, everyone could be lying, or the team could be keeping oscar in the dark, but i am appreciative that it’s so resolute from oscar’s side that he’s not leaving.
fingers crossed everything gets confirmed soon. not really all that shocked that it’s coming from one camp, given that the relationship between max and red bull seems…. tense….
Maybe I’m being too naive about this, but the thought that Zak would go on a full-blown media tour pre-Silverstone denying the rumors and saying that both drivers are there to stay, just to turn around and do the opposite would be insane. Especially given how imagine conscious mcl is.Like it would be different if we got a couple vague quotes in articles behind a paywall skirting around the rumors. 
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! they might be more careful with their wording but they are certainly making it clear that they aren’t looking to replace a driver right now.
i have been trying to engage in this in good faith but if i wanna be real crazy i’d said that i think these rumors are coming from one source for one particular reason... in may, oscar denied that he knew red bull was interested in him replacing max. just a week or two ago zak denied that they wanted anyone other than oscar and lando. and at the same time zak was denying it, the reports said it was MAX’S team that reached out to mclaren.
look, do i think oscar is 100% happy at mclaren? no! last year would’ve made anyone have some type of feeling about their team if they were in his place. do i think max is a desirable driver for mclaren to sign? yeah! but also! i don’t think max WANTS mclaren more than he just wants a seat at a top team.
and, i mean, mclaren is very image focused. would they want a guy that’s made his negative feelings about papaya rules, or papaya in general, known publicly? which he did multiple times. a lot of times, actually, like it’s pretty easy to see that he wouldn’t be open to being as good of a team player as oscar. if mclaren is actually lying through their teeth then i think it’s clear they are more than happy to give up their “papaya family” image for this move. i just don’t know if they are prepared for what that means for them in the long run… or what that might mean for their other driver…
Two things can be true at once: max’s team are planting stories AND McLaren and brown are lying
I don’t actually think a swap is happening but I will never trust what that Orange team says they always go back on their word when it comes to oscar
And I think it’s fun to remember that the og Oscar to rb rumors that started way back in 24 along with that random Ferrari one were planted by Oscar’s team
well yes! don’t get me wrong, i totally think mclaren and zb are lying on some level.
now, the rumors in 2024 i think are absolutely a part of the reason mark webber is not being seen in a mclaren garage that much this season. this tact is very common for contract negotiations though, so like, i’m not really convinced it’s a major factor for mclaren’s feelings towards oscar right now or vice versa. the real difference here is that those rumors essentially died or were brushed off by everyone involved pretty quickly and max going contract shopping is on year 2 with clear desperation from his team. one of my hot takes is that i believe the oscar to red bull rumors that resurged this year were in fact planted by someone other than red bull or oscar.
the only pice of info in that article that i believe is that oscar’s relationship to the team was pretty heavily damaged by monza ‘25. but like, oscar himself alluded to that not long after it happened so it’s not exactly groundbreaking news.
ultimately, i think this is just priming us for some real bullshit silly season activity!