#oshavali

[balloonpup]

OSHAvali Instruction

"As you've already learned from your training, riders aren't permitted on pallet jacks. As an artificial being, I can technically be moved in this way, but if I catch one of you riding a pallet jack, I'll have to make sure that you're classified as a product, too."

OSHAvali would later discover that a surprising number of critters want to be a product, so this particular line of training was dropped from its industrial lift equipment training materials.

By Lettuce

[balloonpup]

Safety, this is not.

"As good as I look posing like this, never shake hands with danger by riding on a pallet jack."

OSHAvali has some very specific advice, though is unaware that their way of delivering it may be… distracting.

By Lettuce

[balloonpup]

OSHAvali Inspection

Oh, now you've done it, you've angered the inspector… and OSHAvali doesn't take kindly to unsafe acts!

🎨 - @felisrandomis

[balloonpup]

Draw me like one of your French inspectors...

Who ever said safety wasn't sexy never met the OSHAvali.

By Kieli

[balloonpup]

Danger, danger! High voltage!

🎵When we touch, when we kiss! 🎵

Who knew that OSHAvali also enjoys Electric Six?

A fun pic by @felisrandomis

[balloonpup]

Few Avali take the hi-viz augment, but OSHAvali is here to make sure you stay safe. Be careful, too many safety violations and he'll make sure you're squeaky enough that you /can't/ get hurt.

Art by @FelisRandomis

[balloonpup]

So many reports of unsafe workplaces to OSHAvali yesterday! I guess they'll have to come and perform an inspection of each workplace, and implement some very rubbery hazard mitigation plans.

Now, who's first? Built-in PPE can be such fun.

I'm super amused that the birbsite algorithmically marks this picture not safe for work. I mean, I suppose it technically is, you shouldn't sit on a pallet that way.

Drawn by qqlettuce on birbsite.