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[balloonpup]

*Squeak!*

Real pooltoy hours for Briar

By @uwuppa

[notanetwork]

Welcome to Nochu Network!

Nochu Network is dedicated to all Jungkook lovers!  We want to gather all BTS fans and other fandoms to show their undying love and support to Jeon Jungkook!

How to enter:

First thing first, Reblog this post. Likes do not count (we gotta spread the word fam)

Check the Rules page first before applying (proceed directs you to the application form)

Must be following the network!

We will make a post about the people who are accepted into the network so you better keep a look out for it. 

Your blog must be at least 50% Kpop blog

Tag your creations under the ‘nochunetwork’ so we can reblog it into the network. (first 5 of your tags or else we won’t see.)

Once accepted:

Please add a link of the network on your blog. We will check!

Join the KKT group chat (optional)

make sure to track the #nochunetwork tag to see your fellow jeon squad’s creations and announcements!

Please let us know if you want to leave the network, go on hiatus or change your URL

And that is it! We hope you enjoy your stay here at nochunetwork!

apply here // if you have more question, send us an ask!

[balloonpup]

OSHAvali Instruction

"As you've already learned from your training, riders aren't permitted on pallet jacks. As an artificial being, I can technically be moved in this way, but if I catch one of you riding a pallet jack, I'll have to make sure that you're classified as a product, too."

OSHAvali would later discover that a surprising number of critters want to be a product, so this particular line of training was dropped from its industrial lift equipment training materials.

By Lettuce

[balloonpup]

Squeak Sqrk Squeak Sqrk

It's important to keep your squeaky amphimorpho polished to a high shine, particularly if that squeaky amphimorpho is yourself.

🎨 - @tuxedodragon-art

[balloonpup]

Safety, this is not.

"As good as I look posing like this, never shake hands with danger by riding on a pallet jack."

OSHAvali has some very specific advice, though is unaware that their way of delivering it may be… distracting.

By Lettuce

[balloonpup]

Tricky Shift

Looks like Briar is getting a bit more confident with their shapeshifting, as they've decided to try on something a bit more complex than usual. Honestly, I think they make an amazingly cute scene dog, don't you?

Art by ValyceNegative

[balloonpup]

So Good

Nothing better than a nice hot cocoa on a chilly day. This is true when you're a squeaky dragon, too.

Zinnia's cocoa by LateCustomer Zinnia is originally from SLARPG, though she's (likely) less squeaky there.

[balloonpup]

It's that time again... Merry Shitscram to all, and to all a good fight.