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[balloonpup]

*Squeak!*

Real pooltoy hours for Briar

By @uwuppa

[balloonpup]

OSHAvali Instruction

"As you've already learned from your training, riders aren't permitted on pallet jacks. As an artificial being, I can technically be moved in this way, but if I catch one of you riding a pallet jack, I'll have to make sure that you're classified as a product, too."

OSHAvali would later discover that a surprising number of critters want to be a product, so this particular line of training was dropped from its industrial lift equipment training materials.

By Lettuce

[balloonpup]

Squeak Sqrk Squeak Sqrk

It's important to keep your squeaky amphimorpho polished to a high shine, particularly if that squeaky amphimorpho is yourself.

🎨 - @tuxedodragon-art

[balloonpup]

Safety, this is not.

"As good as I look posing like this, never shake hands with danger by riding on a pallet jack."

OSHAvali has some very specific advice, though is unaware that their way of delivering it may be… distracting.

By Lettuce

[balloonpup]

Tricky Shift

Looks like Briar is getting a bit more confident with their shapeshifting, as they've decided to try on something a bit more complex than usual. Honestly, I think they make an amazingly cute scene dog, don't you?

Art by ValyceNegative

[balloonpup]

So Good

Nothing better than a nice hot cocoa on a chilly day. This is true when you're a squeaky dragon, too.

Zinnia's cocoa by LateCustomer Zinnia is originally from SLARPG, though she's (likely) less squeaky there.

[balloonpup]

It's that time again... Merry Shitscram to all, and to all a good fight.

[balloonpup]

Cutie Spotted

Cutie spotted.

Sinclair seems to have taken an interest. What do you do?

By VagueCreature