#osheep

[levrux]

Fulgur Ovid fanart. Birthday gift for a comfydant 🐏❤️

[fuckblast]

So I'm a hostess at a Mexican restaurant right and tonight we were really busy and when we get large groups coming in I don't really pay attention to what the people look like and stuff and so there was a group that came up to me and all I saw was a little person so I asked "would you like a kids menu" then quickly came to the humiliating realization it in fact wasn't a kid but a midget.

sweet jesus i dont know whether to laugh or die of second hand embarassment