Fantroll Heights
I wanted to do a fancy height chart but it’s not coming out so great and I lost my tablet sooooo here’s a list. My personal headcanon is that troll heights are not determined/influenced by caste. From rust to Tyrian:
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from Pakistan

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Singapore

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Peru
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Greece
seen from Netherlands
seen from Thailand

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
Fantroll Heights
I wanted to do a fancy height chart but it’s not coming out so great and I lost my tablet sooooo here’s a list. My personal headcanon is that troll heights are not determined/influenced by caste. From rust to Tyrian:
Fantroll Fame/Notoriety
Hi all! I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, but here’s a list of all my current trolls and some things they might be famous or notorious for. This is to better facilitate character relationships, so that maybe our trolls know each other, or at least know OF each other, before they actually meet. Anyway, stuff below the cut!
™ anyone for Widsth
7HOU 7HY 7HEE*
a nerd 6e me*
I CAPER AND PRANCE*
in ridiculous dance*
MY BRAINS ARE OF MUSH*
and i live in a bush*
I KNOW NO7 HIS7ORY*
only 6ad poetry*
AND AS ALL 7ROLLS CAN SEE*
i pass gas constantly*
Brioni, Pail Cull Pale: Frothi, Ilsana, Oslian
O#, but…two of t#ese #aven’t been introduced yet? { + }
But I’ll try… { + }
Considering our interactions in the past…you’d t#ink I mig#t want to pail Ilsana in our apparently serendipitous quadrant… { + }
But lately I just worry about #er…I t#ink s#e needs #elp, and if nobody else will do it… { + }
T#en I’ll…I’ll flip clear across the quadrant table into pale wit# #er. { + }
As for Oslian…I don’t want to cull #im, I really don’t… { + }
But I…I’d like to…u########## { + }
Pail Frot#i. { + }
Like, a lot. { + }
Weeds and Oslian
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Don’t let their dicks touch! It will create a nerd singularity the likes of which hasn’t been seen before. Oslian is surprisingly domestic in the red quadrant, which Widsth would probably be okay with at first but might grate after a while. Bard’s gotta roam, and I’m sure he would get bored of Oslian after spending enough time with him. Until then, though, I imagine they would bicker a lot about dumb nerd shit - they share a lot of the same interests, though Oslian is far more logical a thinker and Weeds more emotional. I’d like to see them get together, for however long that would last.
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Don’t take this the wrong way, but I really don’t see Widsth being patient or present enough to sort through Oslians issues. Oslian is an odd one in that he essentially moirails himself, to an extent, but also has a rivalry of sorts going on with himself. Wading through that quagmire is a Herculean task, and anyone in Oslian’s pale quadrant who isn’t up for the challenge isn’t likely to last long. Luckily all you really need is patience - Oslian isn’t going to be fixed right away, and he’ll be grateful if anyone does stick around for any length of time. Weeds though? Can he hack it?
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Oslian would absolutely try to get Weeds to knock off the rampant pitch-flirting that he probably does all the goddamn time. This seems like a pretty realistic quadrant for them - the things that set them apart in the red quadrant would work to their advantage here. The bickering, the difference in perspective and lifestyle…they could actually do some good for each other here? Weeds trying to get Oslian out of the hive more and out of his own ass, Oslian trying to get Weeds to be rational for once in his life? Three-way
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I dunno. This would be the nerdiest kismessitude ever. They would write essays to one another about how TOTALLY WRONG and SUPER DUMB the other one is, and then I guess occasionally meet up to smooch? I don’t think either one is present in the other one’s life to be an actual Genuine Archrival. But I like the idea of the authorial feud between these two and Jerath. This would be a step up from that, I guess, and bump Jerath out. Also I’m adding this to the c3< bit. Also please imagine them slap-fighting over the translation of some old piece of history.
📱Oslian @ Weeds
JB: hey, just wanted to tell you*
JB: GOOD JOB ON 7HE ESSAY*
JB: it’s a6out time someone took harjax down in the ancestor department*
JB: SWEAR 7O GOG 7HA7 ASSHOLE 7HINKS EVERY SAGA RECORD IS 100% ACCURA7E*
JB: not that he’d know what that is*
JB: BU7 I’VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM CONSIDER ARCHAEOLOGICAL EVIDENCE*
JB: like, at all*
JB: SO I GUESS 7HIS IS MY LONG-WINDED AND SOMEHOW JERA7H-CEN7RIC WAY OF SAYING*
JB: good jo6*
And also #1 for Jerath, Oslian, and Mandra
1: their voice
Jerath’s voice is deep-ish and measured. He enunciates clearly and does not use any contractions, but has a thick accent nevertheless. His tone rarely changes, and he rarely has an interrogative or exclamatory inflection in his voice. I think I’ve likened it to Skwisgaar Skwigelf before, as cartoonish an accent as it is. Jerath’s voice is noticeable without being too loud, as if he’s constantly keeping the volume and intensity in check. When he’s drinking or highly emotional he slips into less proper language and may use the old tongue of the Winterlands.
Oslian has two accents, depending on which side of his brain is doing the talking. Both of them are loud and slightly nasal, though the all-caps side has more bluster. The lowercase voice sounds largely like a NY/NJ “wise guy,” perhaps best exemplified by Joe Pesci in “Goodfellas.” The upper-case accent has a thick southern drawl typical of a “good ol’ boy,” closest perhaps to Foghorn Leghorn. If you want to hear a rather poor example of what they might sound like talking to each other, maybe watch this thing about grits.
Mandra just sounds really morose all the time, like a really really somber Lorenzo Music (he’s not known for his compassion). I can’t find a ton of better examples, sorry! Basically take that voice and Eeyore’s constantly depressed tone and you’ve got his voice - Eeyore was a bit too deep, I think. If he’s not sounding sad, he’s probably sounding bored. He tends to be quiet and unassuming, and can stumble over his words once in a while, though whether this is because he doesn’t care enough to enunciate clearly or a ruse to seem somewhat harmless isn’t clear.
Oslian, rumor has it that you'll sleep around for rare yu-gi-oh cards
haha*
7HIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE I7 IMPLIES 7HA7 ANY OF 7HE 7ROLLS I 7RADE 7HOSE PAR7ICULAR CARDS WI7H IS CAPABLE OF A PAILING*
i’m pretty sure that possession of yu-gi-oh cards is immedaite grounds for droneculling*