have you ever considered getting a pair of heeleys for yourself and rolling the fuck out of elsinore? shit is not Normal over there methinks
King Claudius the Reprehensible banished all heelys from Denmark after I practiced fencing whilst wearing them and skewered Osric’s hat (it was a stupid hat.) I’m not allowed to go back to Wittenberg, even though Laertes gets to go to France, and I swore a binding oath of vengeance to my ghostly father. Thus, I must here abide. :(
But all the world is a prison. Denmark is just one of the worst.












