#osrics hat

[hamletthesanedane]

have you ever considered getting a pair of heeleys for yourself and rolling the fuck out of elsinore? shit is not Normal over there methinks

King Claudius the Reprehensible banished all heelys from Denmark after I practiced fencing whilst wearing them and skewered Osric’s hat (it was a stupid hat.) I’m not allowed to go back to Wittenberg, even though Laertes gets to go to France, and I swore a binding oath of vengeance to my ghostly father. Thus, I must here abide. :(

But all the world is a prison. Denmark is just one of the worst.

[hamletthesanedane]

Being the Prince sucks but sometimes you get to make an annoying guy take his stupid hat on and off just because you said so. Anyway, what funny hat should Horatio and I make Osric wear?