Jul 27, 2017
An awkward ostrich strolled into town, looking for someone to interact with. He was wearing a bi pride tee and standard gray shorts, though both looked far more suited for human anatomy than ostrich anatomy. "Uh... 'Scuse me... Anyone know where I can find some good ostrich-friendly clothes around here, okey-doke?"
“I want to ask why you’d be wearing clothes more fit for a human, but I’m not one to talk right now.”
“…By the way, you… Seem kind of familiar. But at the same time, bwoosh… Must be my imagination…”