Aerith/Zack/Tseng/Sep ship
Gives nose/forehead kisses Probably Zack.
Gets jealous the mostI’m going to go out on a limb and say probably Tseng, but he shows it the least.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to driveTseng is also the responsible driver adult here.
Takes care of on sick daysMama Aerith, totally.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach dayBoth Aerith and Zack.
Gives unprompted massagesSephiroth, ironically enough, is best at telling when they’re needed.
Drives/rides shotgunEither Tseng or Sephiroth drives, Aerith tends to ride shotgun because back seat is too tempting to Zack to try and prompt makeouts. He does anyway.
Brings the other lunch at workZack drops by both Tsengs and Sephiroth’s offices respectively with lunch.
Has the better parental relationshipWith their parents? The answer here is obviously Zack.
Tries to start role-playing in bedIf you count Aerith pretending to be the tickle monster, well.
Embarrassingly drunk dancerTseng. We don’t talk about this.
Still cries watching TitanicZack. We also don’t talk about this.
Firmly believes in couples costumesZack once tried to get them all to be the ninja turtles. When that failed, Aerith did manage to convince them into a popular band at the time.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during ChristmasSephiroth, who will spoil them all relentlessly.
Makes the other eat breakfastTseng, who knows that Zack needs extra carbs for all that he burns, Aerith will get light headed if she doesn’t eat breakfast, and Sephiroth might murder someone during training if he doesn’t get coffee.
Remembers anniversariesAll of them.
Brings up having kidsZack, until Tseng reminded him that he was sure Hojo could adjust to grow a test tube baby if he wanted one so badly.
