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[ontarom]

Just remembered that the Krogan homeworld is Tachanka.

*Tuchanka, but yeah I was thinking about this a few days ago and laughed my ass off.

[ontarom]

Opinion on LORD CHANKA?

Want him to hold me in his strong arms and tell me everything will be ok.

10/10, always pick him when playing defense. I never know good places to put the LMG, though. But in the rare occassion I get a killstreak with it is great.

[kaijutegu]

Honest o thought you were gonna dress up as something other that a giant inflatable dinosaur. Can't say I'm disappointed though lol. Do me a robot and get your giant Dino head uncomfortably close to someone and breathe heavily.

To be fair, that’s not my entire costume.

I wasn’t wearing the lab coat when that picture was taken.

[kaijutegu]

So I've entertained the idea of getting a snake for quite a while now, but I've never had one before? And I really have no idea what kind of pet a snake is in terms of how high-maintenance they are, that kind of thing. So I was wondering what kind of person you'd recommend that kind of of pet to? I tend to do good with cats, if that helps. Also, do you have any suggestions as to what kind of snake a first-time snake owner should get?

It depends on the kind of snake you get! Giant species (like reticulated pythons) and more fragile species like tree boas and pythons are gonna be a lot tougher than smaller species with less specific needs. All snakes require some work- there is upkeep involved- but a snake doesn’t need daily interaction. They need fed… generally weekly, but this varies by the age of the snake and the size of the feeders. They need their water changed pretty often so that it doesn’t get gross. They need to have their cages cleaned every now and again- spot cleaned whenever you see waste, and new bedding every few weeks (unless you go bio, but that’s a whole ‘nother kettle of fish). Snake work takes less time and energy than cat work- my snakes are absolutely my easiest pets. It can be frustrating at times- like if you have to deal with a hunger strike or mites- but all in all, snakes make amazing pets that have several levels of ease of care.So, what’s a good beginner species? There’s a ton of them! I’m really championing rosy boas these days because holy heck are they cute, but corn snakes, king snakes*, sand boas, and things like children’s pythons all make good snakes for somebody who’s never had one before. They all stay reasonably small and take pretty well to handling! Ball pythons are also a very popular beginner snake, but they can be more challenging than those other because of their tendency to go off feed. They also have higher humidity and temperature demands than the other species, which can be annoying to manage if you live someplace dry. I’d suggest googling some of those and seeing if there’s anything that catches your eye. You should be totally in love with your first snake- don’t pick a species because “oh, that’s the snake everyone starts with.” Instead, pick something that captures your heart- something with behavior you find charming and looks you appreciate. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect first snake for you! Just be careful- they’re kind of addicting! Good luck!*EDIT: I've just received a testimonial about king snakes. "also king snakes are assholes im 300% against king snakes for first pets because mine have all shit on me the first year of their lives and would have traumatized me off of snakes"So maybe they’re not so great for first-timers!

[trinathewolf]

*whispers* Someone should make Diet Dr. Pepsi a thing again I think but that's me

Don’t bring back the Diet Dr. Pepsi, I have too many bad memories.

[kaijutegu]

I just realized that u named ur geck Moira Brown u fuckin nerd. (I rly hope that's in reference to Fallout and it's not just a coincidence and I'm coming off as a crazy person)

friendo my other geckos are named tandi and modoc do you think i’m anything but a fuckin nerd

[kingteeth]

have u ever killed a man

perhaps..

[ Send me "have you evers" and I'm gonna answer with yes or no ]

[trinathewolf]

Boop!

EHEHEEHHE