#other bots

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Two Valkyries

[ask-the-toy-box]

We will continue making Skullcruncher until the end of time

[butterflylullaby-lie]

So I don’t know if anyone else knows the Fanfic Stop Me by Megadoomingir, but I had an au idea kinda using the time travel fix it idea. TFP era.

Starscream time travels back a way further before Cliffjumpers death, but instead of being his usual sassy and bitchy self, he becomes just super fucking positive and smiley. Which, in turn, creeps the fuck out of Megatron, because he still does decepticon things but Is just super happy and bubbly. Starscream often asks “Does my happiness bother you my lord?” Just for the Fucking hell of it. Also Starscream keeps cliffjumper alive as a personal test subject on the harbingers lab.

[dreamsofelectricbees]

I felt like playing with the predictive text script again a little. I combined PSA scripts and health/beauty advertisement scripts. Also some Chuck Tingle.

To absorb more Advil gel caplets and help significantly improve your stomach count, you can make bad decisions and guard Italian people from public viewing in your area. The most breathable medications contact your family about your improved backyard airwaves. Pain of your life is rough for Louis Armstrong.

With AARP, handsome and latex unicorn sailor cops can live without giving a piece of their own gay anal blowjobs to your local area food bank. But when you’re stationed in an ugly 9to5 office wizard storm, how do drugs with scalding hot loads of sizzling gay butthole milk or warm tips of love really help people with these symptoms of explicit letters? Can a bad boy dinosaur wizard find your doctor in Billings, Montana?

[botniverse]

new twitter-exclusive bot! mention @palette_gen in a tweet and it’ll respond with a color palette

[botniverse]

check out my new bot @feelsorganicsuggestion

[official-snippy]

Oh, yes, is that you? I was wondering whose waves I've been receiving! I apologize for my scatterbrained signals, they must be very confusing; neither my processor or my transmitter are quite up to par, I still broadcast on military broadband.

You sure gave me a start! I thought I was hearing disembodied voices again!