Jan 4, 2020
Percy: Ella can't be good at everything. It's not fair!
Jason: Maybe she's a bad kisser.
Percy, disappointed: No, she's good at that too.
Jason: What?
Percy: What?
seen from China
seen from France
seen from Switzerland
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Norway
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from Netherlands
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
seen from Norway
seen from United States
Percy: Ella can't be good at everything. It's not fair!
Jason: Maybe she's a bad kisser.
Percy, disappointed: No, she's good at that too.
Jason: What?
Percy: What?
Another moment when Ella is being wooed by a random camper
Random camper: [flirts with Ella]
Percy:
Grover: You're awfully quiet, Percy.
Percy: [darkly] N o b o d y p l a n s a m u r d e r o u t l o u d . . .
Annabeth: What's wrong, Percy.
Percy: I've lost the beauty of life.
Ella: *walks in*
Percy: Oh wait, there she is.
Ella: *blushes* Percy!
Leo: SMOOTH AS FUCK, BOI.
Percy: *sees someone flirting*
Percy: Wow, they're flirting with a pretty girl.
Percy: *realizes it's Ella* WOAH HEY GET THE F L Y I N G H O R S E AWAY FROM HER--
(try imagining Ella imitating Tom Holland's performance on Rihanna's Umbrella)
Percy: [sees rain outside] Ella?
Ella: [sighs, puts down her book] Are we going to do it again?
Percy: [gives her a puppy look]
Ella: You're so lucky I'm in love with you, Seaweed Brain.
*later*
Jason: Why do I hear Ella singing Umbrella?
Annabeth: Percy loves it when she winks at him in the end.
Jason: Then why is he on the ground?
Jason [wears as Superman]: *walks into the room * Hey Ella? Percy? You two ready for the party--HOLY ROME, You guys scared me! Oh, nice matching costumes by the way!
Ella and Percy: *skin pale from being in Tartarus, bloodshot eyes and huge bags underneath from constant nightmares, hairs messy and their Camp-Half Blood shirts torn and dirty with dirt and blood* . . . What costume?
Percy: [to the Argo II crew] OKAY LISTEN UP YOU LOWLIFES.
Percy: not you Ella. You're my beautiful sweet angel and we're glad you're here.
Ella: I'm in love with a son of Poseidon who has the beautiful locks of black hair and mesmerizing sea green eyes that rizals the Circassian Sea.
Percy: [eavesdropping from the door] What?? Ella has a crush on somebody who the hell is the bastard i gotta go and kill him
Annabeth: Give me strength...