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Leo: I wonder if your crush will take you to the dance... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Ella: Please, I'm sure Per... *sees Percy walks in*
Ella: *panics in her head* --Perfectio won't take me to the dance. Perfectio is WAY out of my league.
Percy: *sirens blaring* WHO THE FUCK IS PEFFECTIO?
Hedge: Are you freaking kidding-
Percy: Ella can't be good at everything. It's not fair!
Jason: Maybe she's a bad kisser.
Percy, disappointed: No, she's good at that too.
Jason: What?
Percy: What?
Enceladus: Haha, Pearl of Aphrodite! You shall become my wi--
Percy: [knocks him down with a hundred foot wave of water] NO.
Achelous: Daughter of love, would you do the honors of becoming my--
Percy: [knocks him down with the entire Pacific ocean] N O P E.
Percy: [carries Ella bridal style] Mine. [runs away]
Ella: [gasps in realization]. . . I'm twice a runaway bride.
Percy: So I got another sword wound on my arm. Can I go to the infirmary?
Annabeth: *deadpans* Do you really need my permission to go see Ella?
Percy: ....Thanks! *runs off*
Ella: *infirmary duty, sees Percy's wound* Oh no, Percy! What happened? Here, I'll patch you up!
Percy: *hopeful* Kiss it to make it better?
Ella: *smiles shyly* Only for you.
Percy: *internally* I AM BLESSED~
Annabeth: What's wrong, Percy.
Percy: I've lost the beauty of life.
Ella: *walks in*
Percy: Oh wait, there she is.
Ella: *blushes* Percy!
Leo: SMOOTH AS FUCK, BOI.
*3:21am in Argo II*
Ella: Why in Hades' name did you decide to eat 23 frozen nuggets directly from the freezer?!
Percy: I was... hungry?
Ella: [facepalms] Percy, sweetie. Couldn't you heat them up?
Percy: [dead serious as fuck] Nothing can be hotter than you, babe.
Ella: What
Percy: What
Ella: It's so hot!
Percy: [fans a fan at his face] Can't we do anything about this heat?
Jason:
Jason: For starters, you can stop cuddling.
Ella and Percy: N E V E R.
Percy: [to the Argo II crew] OKAY LISTEN UP YOU LOWLIFES.
Percy: not you Ella. You're my beautiful sweet angel and we're glad you're here.
