#otp: trees

[winged-mammal]

... that moment where you're in a lesbian relationship and become each other so much you completely switch each others' sleep schedules and start writing headcanon/tag vomit posts about video games too

[winged-mammal]

Why do I have to leave though

[winged-mammal]

That's actually so romantic. Your girlfriend is lucky :( *jealousy*

Yes.

Keep reminding her of that.

Because she keeps talking about killing me for it just for the discombobulation I caused.

[winged-mammal]

In case you couldn't tell from that other text post that was SO OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY ME

yes I'm in Minneapolis

yes I'm visiting milady

no I didn't tell her about it beforehand

yes she's plotting my and my accomplices' doom.

[winged-mammal]

I don't know if the fact that our relationship grew and is maintained via the internet makes us more easily able to talk and negotiate about sex

or if we're just that naturally sexually compatible

but sometimes I think about how other couples don't just automatically share the same desires and kinks and have nicely meshing top/bottom inclinations

and I can't help but wonder how they ever get anything done

[winged-mammal]

Happy commercial exploitation of our love for each other day, darling. I love youuuuuu

[winged-mammal]

slobber all over my mic as I fake make out with milady as a good night kiss on skype 2013

[winged-mammal]

dorkbutt and moosh: a love story

So back in May or so, I met this chick on tumblr and we were like

and we started talking a bunch and all day we were like

and every time the other came online it was all

and

and inside we were both like

but on the outside we were all

and we were all I THINK SHE LIKES ME

BUT OH GOD WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T

meanwhile on tumblr we were back and forth all like

meanwhile our mutual followers were

and our feels were

but then she went to comic con and wasn't gonna be online all the time

but heyyyy she gave me her number but I had a really crappy phone so texting was a bitch but

then one night she got drunk and was all

but we were still stubborn and shit

then on her bus back home she was like

and I was like

and she was like

and the universe was

and suddenly I had a girlfriend

and the next day I was constantly

and

and

and ever since we've been both

and

but also our followers were just

but anyway now it's been six months since that day

I LOVE YOU BB

and also