Oz 5x08 "Impotence"
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Oz 5x08 "Impotence"
fucking would be less gay than whwtaver theyre doinh i swear
Do you guys fw silly fanart? Here's a smiling Chico and some fern.
I've been wanting to improve my portraits so I may or may not feck this black pen up and my sketchbook by drawing Oz boys.
look at this handsome young man
NSFW Alphabet with Chico Guerra…
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Nonexistent lol. He’s the kind of a guy who finishes and says “amazing, right?” afterwards. Upon request, he’ll let you out your head on his chest afterwards, and hold you. He’ll still be going on about how awesome he was but he’ll still hold you😂
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Can he say penis? He wants to say penis. Okay fine… he likes his hair. Long, coarse, black hair that he combs every morning to look like Don Juan.
On his partner. Hands, I think. Their hands and their touch. Loves feeling his partner’s hands on his chest and biceps and neck. Makes him feel like a man.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He calls it “the money shot”, as in “where do you want the money shot, baby?”. He’ll come anywhere. Faces and chests and backs and his favorite; deep, deep, inside someone, then watching it run out as they try to clean themselves up. Loves “signing” his work, as it were.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
None. Shut up. Don’t ask. (But like a finger in the ass never hurt anyone, right?)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s got his mile high card, collects positions like they’re Pokémon, and has had sex with more people than he could count on his and all his friends’ hands. Considers himself a sexpert.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Good old, doggy style. It’s a classic for a reason, right? Also a fan of reverse cowgirl. (Or cowboy, depending on his mood).
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s funniest when he’s not trying to be. Like, he’ll try to be serious and if you’re distracted during sex he’ll be like “umm… guess I’ll call you when I’m done.” 😂 Sarcastic fucker.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Yuh. In color, coarseness, and length. (Season 5 length not season 3😂)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Ha! Oh, wait… you were serious? If you catch him being romantic it’s because you CAUGHT him being romantic. Ask him to repeat it and he’ll be like “I said I can’t wait to screw you, I- shut up.”
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
His left arm should be twice the size of his right if jacking off counts as exercise. He’ll make a joke about shake-weights and you have to laugh EVERY TIME.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Pregnancy kink. You heard me. Doesn’t matter if his partner is able to get pregnant or not, he says “I’m gonna cum… and you’re gonna swell up with my baby” and you say “bet”. It’s not about realism, it’s about power and control.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
It’d be easier to tell you where he won’t do it; male bathrooms (thinks they’re too filthy), and schools (he’s had his share of high school wash room fucks, thank you.). Anywhere beyond that is fair game.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Any dirty talk. Like any whatsoever. Innuendos and shit.
“What do you want to do?”
“Mmmm… I dunno… what do you want to do?”
“I’ve got a hard problem… maybe you could help me with it?”
“The harder the better.”
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
No age play. Gives him the creeps. Even if his partner is significantly younger than him he’ll make them pretend they aren’t. He’s no cradle/grave robber.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Obviously he prefers receiving oral. Like, duh, a mouth on his cock is pretty much guaranteeing a good weekend in his books. He is willing to be bribed into giving oral thought. Think he’s good at it just because he’s good at sex. “Are you done yet?”
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and rough, I think, and “slow and passionate” when he’s trying to will himself not to finish. He’s approaching forty, but someone tell his brain that.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies? He calls them speed runs. And yes, he approves. Usually when he’s high or busy, he’ll start kissing your neck and running his hands over your thighs and then declare; “15 minutes, any takers?”🙄😂
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Please, “risk” basically means Tuesday to this prick. Upside down, tied up, sideways, over a cliff, doesn’t matter. Risk only makes his heart beat faster, and when he finishes it feels like it might explode. He loves that feeling.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
I’m gonna call it two times to completion and a third time of “wait, give me a minute… c’mon… I’ll get there”. He’s getting older, with the sex stamina of a nineteen year old. He can’t always make himself perform the way he wants. That said… oral fixation? (Hello?)
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I don’t know if he owns anything besides the basic collar, riding crop, and handcuffs. (Idk what y’all are into but that’s pretty standard for me.) But I think if you own anything more out there that he’d jump and the chance for something new. Even if he doesn’t know how to use all of them. (Tried to tie you up with anal beads once; you never let him live it down.)😂
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Lol man doesn’t tease. He tries but he doesn’t have the patience for proper teasing so it comes off bratty😂. And god forbid you try to tease him. He’s got exactly zero patience for that.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Much a fan of sex sounds. Man’s is grunting and panting and groaning and growling the whole time. It’s like a damn cat in heat.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Switches to Spanish in the throes of passion. Doesn’t care if you understand a word. Lots of self affirmations. “Increíble, ¿verdad?”
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Broad shoulders, and a little hair on his chest. Masculine neck (idk how to explain that) and a decently sharp jaw. He has thinner arms and legs than others but they’re still toned. He’s dangerous when he needs to be. Now onto the fun bits… firm balls, average length, prominent head. I said what I said. Also trim but noticeable hair on his balls.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Omg yeah so this will be an all the time thing for him. If he says no it probably means he’s dying or something. His most horny times are in the morning and after work/mid afternoon. Lots and lots of afternoon sex. His average is five and a half jack offs a day so when he’s able to fuck he takes the opportunity.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Oh, when he’s spent, he’s spent. He’ll fall asleep in minutes or seconds, whatever his date allows. When he’s asleep, he’s a soft snorer. You’ll find where you couldn’t sleep with his noises before, now you can’t sleep without them.❤️
Why does clean-shaven Guerra hit different tho
Chico's lieutenant styles ↳ Questioning Miguel > Bowing to El Cid > Sassing Morales
Oz Season 6 + little Chico moments