#ouagh....

[guarddogbutch]

g..uys... why are.... wh...ehy are there......bikini femme....s at the lake.......femmes...in.. bi....bikinis... they're..... the femme.s.... are ... they're.... they are wearing..uh.... hhh......binkinis.... ... FUCK

[shoezuki]

I have this hc (and maybe others have said this but hi I’m new here) where Sampo falls first and flirts hard and has fun but doesn’t think it’ll go anywhere, and when Gepard reciprocates finally or even maybe says ily to him, Sampo’s commitment issues strike

Oh fuck yes FUCK YES this is so so sososo good like 100% anon ur. AaughGGH.

totally agree w u that sampo fell first. very much in a sort of 'fuck im in love with this guy and nothing will come from it' way. like resigned to being stuck pining forever but also like. its comfortable. its familiar. nothing has to change this way.

his flirting and jabs and the winks he sends gepards way r like ya they are all to fuck w him and get under geps skin but its also Genuine. ya hes yelling bout how handsome gepard is after gep is left hacking his lungs out from a smoke bomb but Damn the captain does look good.

i think that like. any hint of reciprocation would get him antsy. kinda scared bout it. when gepard doesnt get mad but instead laughs when sampo says a shit pickup line he is absolutely on cloud nine but hes also terrified. hes never been tied down and he doesnt know how to settle and hes afraid of getting too close and too attached. its easier when no one takes him seriously or trusts him yknow? but he can manage gepard flirting back. kind of. like he stumbles more and stutters and cant handle it at all but its still not like gepard feels the same! its not like gepard Sees Him as anything beyond this game a theres

and as Soon as gepard actually tries to reach out to him and confess and find sampo out of their uniforms. sampo feels like a cornered animal